202 Funny morning quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

  Commentary:
  "Monday morning be like… Here's Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the timeless ritual of morning contemplation: when deep thoughts about exhaustion rival the complexity of the universe itself. 💤🤔 Remember, pondering fatigue is a sport reserved for the bravest souls who dare to confront the unwavering allure of the snooze button! 🛌⏰ Stay strong, dear bed philosopher!

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