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Jan 20, 2025
Share →: May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

Commentary:
"May your coffee be as strong as your wifi signal, and may it kick in just in time before Monday morning reality hits you like a ton of bricks! ☕💥😅 #CoffeeSavesLives"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day romance with our phones 😂📱! It's always there for us in moments of need, be it a late-night scroll or an early-morning alarm clock. Who needs candlelit dinners when you have screen time as the ultimate bae? 🌙⏰ #RelationshipGoals"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

Commentary:
"I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there's also a noisy kid once those fail. 🚨⏰🤦‍♂️ Must be a kid with zero chill, determined to make sure you wake up on time! 😂"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brain, always at peak performance when it comes to navigating the treacherous journey from bed to office chair! 🧠💼 It's like a reliable engine that only runs on coffee and deadlines. ☕️⏰ Who needs a morning workout when you have the mental gymnastics of work ahead of you?"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

Commentary:
"Monday mornings got you feeling like you'd rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It's just another manic Monday! 🌞"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

Commentary:
🌅 Faced with the toughest decision of the day: to live or not to live? That is the question! 😴 Who knew that ceiling could be so captivating, right? Maybe a little pep talk is in order to kickstart the day! 💪☕ #MorningStruggles #JustFiveMoreMinutes
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Commentary:
"Me, every morning: Just because I'm awake doesn't mean I'm ready to do things…or talk to people…or adult in any way, shape, or form. 😴☕️ #NotAMorningPerson"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

Commentary:
"Well, on the bright side – at least you won't have to worry about sleeping in too late! 😅⏰ Keep calm and remember that tomorrow is a new day full of possibilities… and coffee! ☕️✨ #MorningStruggles"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: Monday morning looks like Jack Nicholson breaking through the door in The Shining.

Commentary:
"Monday morning be like… Here's Jack! 👀🚪😱 Who knew the real horror movie was starting the work week? #MondayStruggles"
Jan 20, 2025
Share →: My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

Commentary:
Ah, the timeless ritual of morning contemplation: when deep thoughts about exhaustion rival the complexity of the universe itself. 💤🤔 Remember, pondering fatigue is a sport reserved for the bravest souls who dare to confront the unwavering allure of the snooze button! 🛌⏰ Stay strong, dear bed philosopher!