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1 month ago
Share →: This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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"New exhibit idea: ‘The Art of Wasting Time’ 🎨🕰️😴"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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"Visiting an art museum can be dangerous… imagine becoming the latest exhibit titled 'Unsuspecting Visitor'! 🖼️😱 Who knew admiring art could come with a residency offer?"
2 months ago
Share →: The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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Ah, yes, the art of finding a bench in a museum – truly a masterpiece within a masterpiece! 🖼️🪑 Who knew that sitting down could enhance one's appreciation of fine art? Perhaps the true masterpiece is the bench itself, offering tired museum-goers a moment of respite in the midst of cultural contemplation. 🎨🤣
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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Who needs an audio tour when you have a teenage critic ready to provide a running commentary on every painting, sculpture, and historical artifact? It's like having your own personal Yelp review in real-time. Who knew that eye-rolls and sass could be so educational?
5 months ago
Share →: At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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🎨 Taking a leisurely stroll through the art museum like a wise owl in a world of busy bees 🦉🚶‍♂️ Who knew that admiring masterpieces could also be a test of patience and grace? #SlowAndSteadyWinsTheArtGaze 🐌🖼️
5 months ago
Share →: You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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"Ah, the classic 'trying to impress' phase of dating! 🐠🖼️ Who needs fancy dinners when you can just admire fish and art together, right? 😄 #datingnewbie"
5 months ago
Share →: Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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"Who needs a museum when you are a masterpiece in the comfort of your own home? 🛋️🎨 Embrace your inner artistry, even if it comes with a side of Netflix and snacks! 🍿✨ #HomeIsWhereTheArtIs"