Funny museum quotes

• Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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  2 months ago

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• Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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  2 months ago

  art, art museum, attraction, compliment, flirty, humor, i, just, museum, romantic, stare, why

• Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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  2 months ago

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• This meeting could have been a painting in a museum of boredom.

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  2 months ago

  boredom, frustration, humor, meeting, museum, office, painting, sarcasm, satire

• I’m scared to go to an art museum, because what if they decide to keep me?

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  2 months ago

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• The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

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  2 months ago

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• I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time.

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  2 months ago

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• At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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  2 months ago

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• You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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  2 months ago

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• Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.

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  2 months ago

  am, art, couch, creativity, example, home, humor, i, lying, museum, relaxation, self-deprecation, works

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