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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

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Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks.

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I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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I usually decompose after work rather than decompress.

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How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Be the reason your therapist reevaluates their entire career.

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Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

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I have no desire to rekindle anything with anyone. See you never.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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Divorcing my wife to focus on my porn addiction.

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I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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I fear one day I’ll see one of my posts marked as an “Exhibit A”

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“You’ve changed!” Yeah, I don’t like you.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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Is there a bravery award I can nominate my son for as he managed to eat his toast despite the fact I cut it wrong.

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The older I get, the more I understand why Grumpy Old Men exist.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

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You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Having a teenager is fun because the voice in my head that questions everything I do now has a friend.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?

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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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I don’t even know what I’d do if a sailor called me a landlubber. I’d probably lose my cool.

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Wow, I absolutely love your outfit. The black really brings out the pet hair on it.

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I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

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