74 Funny nice quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that the secret to ruining a relaxing outing was just in bringing your child along? 😂 Sorry, kids, but your unintentional mischief level is off the charts! 🙈👧🏻👦🏼 #ParentingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, if your words aren't sweet, at least make them a treat! 🍭😆 Be the kind of funny that tickles hearts instead of toes!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s been my experience that people seem a lot nicer before we get married.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the harsh reality of marriage – where the rose-tinted glasses turn into magnifying glasses 🔍! It's like a magical transformation from Prince Charming to Captain Grumpy Pants 🤷‍♂️. Who said 'till death do us part' was going to feel like eternal sunshine? ☀️💍"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'icebreaker' move – setting the stage for awkward oversharing since forever! 🙈 Next time, perhaps we can just stick to the usual names and job titles…unless someone wants to reveal their secret talent of eating an entire pizza in one sitting! 🍕😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

  Commentary:
  "Who needs insults when you can sprinkle a little sweetness on top of pure sarcasm? 🍬😏 It's like giving a backhanded compliment wrapped in a warm hug. 😜😇 Let's keep 'em guessing with our perfectly blended sincerity and sarcasm – the ultimate playful combo! 🤭💁‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

  Commentary:
  "My teen being nice to me is like finding a rare gem 💎 in a minefield of eye rolls and attitude 💁‍♀️💸. I guess kindness isn't always free, especially in the teenage world! 🤑 #TeenagerDilemmas"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone found the most polite way to skip a social event! 💁‍♂️✉️ It's like saying, "Sorry I couldn't make it, but I'm totally on board with the whole funeral thing!" 😄 #SendingGoodVibesFromADistance

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joy of shared smiles with strangers – it's like a brief but beautiful connection in the midst of the daily chaos! 😊 Keep spreading those positive vibes, one smile at a time! 🌟 #SmilesAreContagious"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A fitness trainer showed me the proper way to inhale and exhale and then got pissed when I told her she had nice breaths.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this fitness trainer didn't appreciate a compliment on her perfect inhaling and exhaling technique! Maybe she was expecting applause instead of flattery on her breath hygiene? 🏋️‍♂️💨😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare silver lining of dealing with egotists – their self-centeredness serves as a shield against all the gossip and drama! 😂🙌 It's like having a VIP pass to a one-person show, starring themselves. 🌟 #EgoOnPoint"

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