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6 months ago
Share →: My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good old days of the internet when websites screamed like banshees at startup! 😱🖥️💻 Just imagine the horror of browsing with your volume accidentally turned up! 😂 #ThrowbackTechTales"
6 months ago
Share →: I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

Commentary:
"Oh, the good ol' days when we could rely on just one unreliable source for our daily dose of confusion! 🙈 Now we're swimming in a sea of misinformation from every direction! 🌊😂 #TheStruggleIsReal"
6 months ago
Share →: Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

Commentary:
Oh, the lyrical struggles of our pre-internet era! 🎶😱 Back then, misheard lyrics were a way of life, and we jammed out to songs with our own unique interpretations. Oh, the horror when we finally discovered the truth – say goodbye to our ridiculous renditions! Teens today, basking in the glory of lyrics sites, will never understand the struggle of thinking the wrong lyrics were right for years. Ah, the innocence of youth! 😂
6 months ago
Share →: Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Commentary:
Oh, the good ol' days when declaring your love for bacon required some serious effort and commitment! 🥓📞 Just imagine the struggle of having to actually use our voices to profess our undying love for crispy goodness instead of just typing it out casually on social media. Ah, simpler times indeed! 😄
6 months ago
Share →: When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

Commentary:
Ah, the mysterious case of the disappearing snacks! 🤷‍♂️🕵️‍♂️ Remembering what you went to the fridge for becomes just as elusive as Bigfoot sighting once you hit the big 5-0! 🦍🤣 Just remember, it's not forgetfulness, it's advanced culinary exploration! 🍔🍕 #FridgeAmnesia
6 months ago
Share →: The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

Commentary:
Seems like the oldies station is having a rebellious phase! 😜🎶 Who knew the 80s would become the new "oldies"? Time to crank up the volume and groove to some retro tunes like it's 1985 all over again! 💃🕺 #ThrowbackTunes #ForeverYoung
6 months ago
Share →: I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days of the in-flight entertainment struggle! 🎬✈️ Back then, the only plot twist we experienced was deciding if we could endure another round of the same movie. 😅🍿 #ThrowbackFlightChoices
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Commentary:
Who needs a wild night out when you can get the excitement of scoring a great deal on avocados at the grocery store? 🥑🛒 Forget about dancing the night away, I'm ready to stroll down the aisles in style! Meet me at the produce section, it's where all the real action is happening. 🤣 #GroceryShoppingGoals
6 months ago
Share →: When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic childhood technique of adding that 'and a half' to sound more grown-up 🧒🏼. But as we reach the big 4-0, it's suddenly more about subtracting those years! 🎉😆 #ForeverYoung"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

Commentary:
Ah, the blissful days of being bill-free! 😂💸 Who needs responsibilities when you can just enjoy being carefree and financially unconcerned like a kid again? #AdultingCanBeOverrated