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Funny novelty quotes bring a burst of laughter 😂 and unexpected wit to everyday moments! Whether you’re looking to brighten your day 🌞 or share a clever zinger with friends 🤪, these gems add the perfect sprinkle of humor 🎉. Get ready to chuckle, grin, and maybe even snort as you dive into a world where words playfully twist and turn! Ready for some fun? Let’s go! 🚀✨

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Posted onFeb 1, 2026

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

Posted onJan 31, 2026

Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

Posted onJan 22, 2026

If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

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