Funny novelty quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

  Commentary:
  Can't wait to see all the blurry cat paws and unintentional selfies! 📸🐱✋😆

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  2 months ago

  Share →: She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

  Commentary:
  "Quick, someone call Ripley's Believe It or Not! 😆📵📱"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

  Commentary:
  "Catch 'em all… covered in batter! 🍢😂 #PikachuPops"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's not just Bieber who's sweeping the nation now! 🧹😂 #DustbinBieber #CleaningChartsTopper"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

  Commentary:
  "May the best Roomba win! 🏆🤖 Battle of the suction cups! Who will claim the floor? 🤺😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Would it kill the makers of avocados to put a different toy inside?

  Commentary:
  🥑 "Well well well, just another day of opening an avocado and thinking 'Where's my surprise toy?' Clearly, the avocado industry needs to step up its game. Maybe a tiny avocado-shaped keychain or a mini avocado plushie wouldn't hurt, right? Come on, avocados, don't be so pit-ty!" 🥑😂

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a sports car when you can charm everyone with a sweet and chilly treat? 🍦😎 Your ice cream van is the real MVP in the world of vehicles! #CoolRides"

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