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Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has copied:

The moment when I drop my phone, but my fast reflexes slam it into a bloody wall.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has shared:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Bottle of Worcestershire sauce tipped over in my fridge. The mess is unpronounceable.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Seen just now on Threads:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

Going bananas on Threads:

Why do plane tickets have to be so expensive? You’re literally going that way anyway. Just give me a ride.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Movie date at my house, but we use pirated sites and spend all night closing pop-ups.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Making waves on Facebook:

I think you’re like the cat’s meow, annoying yet sweet.

Going viral on YouTube:

Shout out to people jogging in this heat, no, seriously, shout out to make sure they’re okay.

Just shared via WeChat:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

Going bananas on Threads:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Just landed via YouTube:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Y’all ever feel like your mouth is stupid but your mind is smart? Like you’re intelligent but you can’t express it when you’re speaking? It’s so frustrating.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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24 shares on Threads this month:

That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

74 shares on Twitch this month:

Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kids’ laundry at a time.

31 shares on X this month:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

86 shares on Snapchat this month:

Only a couple more days until I come home and pretend I forgot about Valentine’s Day.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

My wife is pretty excited about going away this weekend so I’m not sure she knows I’m coming with her.

17 shares on Facebook this month:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

27 shares on Telegram this month:

A real smart TV would increase the volume when you start eating chips.

90 shares on Messenger this month:

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

81 shares on Facebook this month:

My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

I have friends in high places (birds).

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

At 20, I was unstoppable; at 30, I’m just unstartable.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

Libraries were a good start, but we need more places where people can’t talk.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has shared:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

Someone from 🇪🇬 has downloaded:

If being hard on yourself worked, it would have worked by now!

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Making waves on Reddit:

What doesn’t kill you gives you a twisted, dark sense of humor.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Just shared via WeChat:

Spotify Wrapped isn’t enough, I want an Excel spreadsheet of my listening habits.

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

Spotted on Messenger:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

Seen just now on Discord:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

Making waves on TikTok:

According to my chocolate advent calendar, there are only 4 days until Christmas.

Just shared via Discord:

Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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