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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

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If it turns cold one more time, I’m gonna put the Christmas tree back up.

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Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

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I’m at the age where a house arrest no longer sounds like the worst thing.

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I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Spotify: enjoy the next 30 minutes commercial free. Also Spotify: we have no concept of time.

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I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

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I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

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Pretty sure they’re naming prescription drugs by just grabbing random Scrabble tiles. “Oh hey, Qdilrox sounds good.”

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I know life can be tough, but you still gotta wear deodorant.

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Gordon Ramsay is only funny because he’s not talking to me like that.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

When I hear the word “horror”, the first thing I think of is bills, not Halloween.

Dinosaurs are always described as “roaming” the earth, which is patronizing as hell, I bet they had places to go and important shit to do.

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked Jesus Christ of Nazareth.

Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Do you know how much effort goes into looking this regular?

Jesus died for your sins. If you don’t sin then he died for nothing!

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Save tons of money on a weighted blanket by sleeping under the mattress.

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Well, like I said to my television the other day, “How can these people be so stupid?!?”

For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $1 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst anniversary gifts ever.

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

I need a six-month vacation twice a year.

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