118 Funny old quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

  Commentary:
  Cheers to another year of perfecting the art of repeating history with an impressive level of enthusiasm! 🥂🎉 May our mistakes be legendary and our optimism unwavering as we embark on this thrilling journey of trial and error! 😄 #NewYearSameMistakes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am “I can’t remember the last time I went out on New Year’s Eve” old.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the 'I can't remember the last time I went out on New Year's Eve' level of old… You know you're getting up there when your idea of a wild night is falling asleep before midnight! 🎉👴😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’re never too old to become less of an idiot.

  Commentary:
  "Embrace your inner wisdom, for age might just make you less of a doofus 🤓👴🤪 #GrownAndDumber"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, what a plot twist! 🤣 Who needs to fit in when you can stand out in the most unexpected way? 🕺🏻 Age is just a number, after all! ⏳😄"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

  Commentary:
  "Raise your hand 🙋‍♀️ if you remember the struggle of burning CDs and waiting for your favorite songs to download on LimeWire 📀💻 Ah, the good ol' days of technological evolution! Anyone else feeling a tad vintage today? 😄🎶 #ThrowbackThursday #TechNostalgia"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

  Commentary:
  "I'm too old to be jingling all day, Santa can find me at happy hour 🎅🍸 #EarlyBirdSpecial"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

  Commentary:
  "Age is just a number, but 'any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am' is a lifestyle choice! 😂⏰ Embracing that early riser energy like a pro! 🌅 #MorningPersonGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

  Commentary:
  "Is it weird to say that sniffing old books is my idea of relaxation? 📚 Just call me the Delightful Book Sniffer! If you need me, I'll be happily inhaling that intoxicating scent at the library. 😄 #BookwormLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You want to know how old you really feel? Stop drinking caffeine and popping Ibuprofen. Then, just wait.

  Commentary:
  "Feeling young is all fun and games until you give up caffeine and Ibuprofen! 🚫☕️💊 Just wait for that reality check to hit you like a ton of bricks…and possibly some back pain. 😅 #AgingGracefully"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not old, I’m vintage.

  Commentary:
  "Who said age comes with wrinkles? 🧓 Embrace your vintage charm and let that fine wine of wisdom shine! 🍷✨"

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