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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.
Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.
When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.
I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.
I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

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5 months ago
Share →: “Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Commentary:
Oh, so winter is the best season, huh? 🌨️❄️ Sure thing, husky, go enjoy the frosty delights outside! Hope you've got your fur coat and earmuffs ready! 🐾🐕 #WinterWonderland #ChillyHusky
5 months ago
Share →: Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Commentary:
Ah, a rebel with a decibel! 🎉 Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? 🗣️ Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! 😂 #NewYearsEveVibes
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Commentary:
"Wow, that's one chilly situation! ❄️🚶‍♂️ Must be tough for gangsters to keep it cool when they're freezing their pants off! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Commentary:
"Looks like your Zoom calls are turning into an impromptu concert experience! 🎤🎶 Who knew your voice was so captivating that it's drawing in a virtual audience? Maybe you should consider taking your show on the road…or at least to a soundproof room! 🤣🎵 #SerenadingColleagues"
5 months ago
Share →: l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Commentary:
"Ah, the Christmas tree – the eternal symbol of holiday cheer and existential crisis all rolled into one! 🎄✨ Just remember, even if you're feeling a bit like a withered old pine inside, you can always put on a dazzling light show for the world to see. Shine on, you festive gem! 💫"
5 months ago
Share →: Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Commentary:
"Remember the good ol' 90's when our phones were landlines and the only 'app' we knew was an appetizer? 📞🌳 Ah, simpler times when our social lives weren't dependent on a Wi-Fi signal! #ThrowbackThursday"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Commentary:
"Looks like Mother Nature got ahold of some vape juice again 🌫️💨 Might wanna lay off the vape pens and let the fog machine do its job outside!"
5 months ago
Share →: Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Commentary:
"Rise and shine, it's a dumbfounded weather forecast today! ☁️☀️ Better pack your brain cells along with your sunglasses, babe! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Commentary:
"Oh, Rumpelstiltskin really knows how to keep his true self under wraps! 🙈 Who knew he had a whole other side hustle going on? 😂 Watch out for those fairy tale characters, they've got some surprising secrets up their sleeves!"
5 months ago
Share →: My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Commentary:
"Who knew that becoming a spider relocation specialist was the key to making new friends? 🕷️🏡 Now your house spiders are networking while your friends are calling exterminators! Talk about social mobility in the arachnid world! 🕸️😄"