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Why ride the emotional rollercoaster when you can take a horse to Heartbreak Hotel? 🐴💔
101 Funny outside quotes
You know it’s cold outside when you go outside and it’s cold.
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Sounds like the thermometer and my brain are in perfect synch! 🥶🧠
I caught two kids smoking pot outside my office. Fifteen minutes later, my boss caught me and two kids smoking pot outside my office.
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Looks like you took team bonding to a whole new level 🌿😂🚬
When I was a kid, I thought cicadas were the sound sunshine makes when it’s real hot outside.
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Oh, so that's why I always thought the sun was trying to start a rock band ☀️🎸🦗
Not to upset anyone, but Monday is waiting outside.
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Oh no, someone please lock the door! 🚪😂🔒
Asking the birds outside my window if they know any Metallica.
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Wondering if they're more into "tweet" metal than heavy metal! 🎸🐦🎶
You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.
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When you become the neighborhood car monitor, and all you got is your porch and judgy eyes! 🚗👀🧓😆
Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.
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Instagram: where the grass is greener and the filters are stronger 😂📸🌳
People aren’t too bad if you stay away from them and don’t go outside.
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Social distancing: the secret ingredient to people-watching without all that pesky human interaction! 🤔😂🚪🔒
It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.
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Looks like the sun's trying to start its own blues band! 🎸🪗🔥