98 funny outside quotes - Page 2 - Wordgag

Having a bathroom switch outside a bathroom and a sibling is a bad combination.

Mar 29, 2026

Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person.

Mar 29, 2026

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Mar 29, 2026

Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

Mar 29, 2026

They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

Mar 29, 2026

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

Mar 29, 2026

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Mar 29, 2026

I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

Mar 28, 2026

Maybe everyone can just pee outside from now on so I never have to clean the toilets again.

Mar 28, 2026

You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift.

Mar 28, 2026

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Mar 28, 2026

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Mar 28, 2026

Sorry, boss, I can’t come in to work today, I’m gonna be playing outside.

Mar 28, 2026

You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

Mar 28, 2026

How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Mar 28, 2026

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Mar 28, 2026

I think my dog always follows me to the bathroom because I always follow him outside and he thinks that’s the way it works.

Mar 28, 2026

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

Mar 28, 2026

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

Mar 28, 2026

It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m only dead on the outside.

Mar 27, 2026

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Mar 27, 2026

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Mar 27, 2026

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Mar 27, 2026

Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

Mar 27, 2026

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

Mar 27, 2026

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

Mar 27, 2026

It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

Mar 27, 2026

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

Mar 26, 2026

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

Mar 26, 2026

My life changed when I learned some house spiders can’t survive outside, so now I just catch them and release them in a friend’s home.

Mar 26, 2026

Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

Mar 26, 2026

I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

Mar 26, 2026

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

Mar 26, 2026

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Mar 26, 2026

Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

Mar 26, 2026

This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

Mar 26, 2026

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Mar 25, 2026

Camping? No, thank you. If I wanted to sleep outside, I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Mar 25, 2026