120 Funny own quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew my thoughts were such chatterboxes? 🗣️🎙️ Now I've got a mind full of influencers! 🤯 #PodcastMania"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry folks, no Hollywood action hero here! 🎬🚫 I may be a daredevil in my own way, but tripping over my own feet is definitely not part of the script! 😂🎥 #AccidentalStunts"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs Times New Roman or Comic Sans when you have your own custom-made font? 🖋️💁‍♂️ Embrace the uniqueness in your penmanship, because that's just your style speaking loud and clear! 😄✒️ #HandwritingGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, a true expert in the art of self-destruction! 🎭 Who needs GPS when you've got your own special way of finding the rocky road? 🛣️ Just remember to wear a hard hat on your journey to chaos! 🚧🤦‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic dilemma of every child: balancing honesty with preserving your parents' peace of mind 🤥👩‍👧‍👦 Just remember, they probably have a sixth sense for detecting fibs! Proceed with caution 😉 #ParentalTruthsAndLies"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

  Commentary:
  "If craziness could fly, some people would need a whole fleet of airports just to contain them! 🛫😜✈️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You know you’re really stressed when you start getting on your own nerves.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, when you and yourself can't seem to agree on anything, you know it's stress o'clock! 🤯🙄 Hang in there, self, we'll get through this together! 💪😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I live in my own little world. But it’s ok, they know me here.

  Commentary:
  "Living in your own little world is not a problem when you're the beloved Mayor of that world! 🌍🤣"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.

  Commentary:
  "Monday mornings got you feeling like you'd rather fake your own death than face the week ahead? 😅💻 Just remember, disappearing from existence might not be the most practical solution… but we totally get the impulse! Hang in there, friend. It's just another manic Monday! 🌞"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's tired of living in the Land of Excuses! 😂 Time to bid adieu to that bullsh*t and pave the way for some genuine awesomeness! 💪🚫💩"

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