Commentary:
"Whispering to the paramedic before I pass out: Save me, but just enough that Monday can be postponed indefinitely 🚑😂 #Priorities"
Commentary:
Seeing a paycheck after a tough day be like: "Is this a joke or a cry for help? 🤦♂️💸" Remember, laughter is the best medicine – unfortunately, it doesn't pay the bills!
Commentary:
"Wisdom of the day: Think twice before attempting that risky stunt you saw on YouTube… 🤔 Remember, paramedics are professionals, not mind readers! 🚑😄 #BetterSafeThanSorry"