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Funny paramedic quotes

Funny paramedic quotes πŸš‘πŸ’‰ bring a dose of laughter to the high-stress world of emergency care! From hilarious mishaps to witty one-liners, these gems capture the lighter side of saving lives. Whether you’re a frontline hero or just love a good laugh, get ready to smile and appreciate the humor behind the adrenaline rush! πŸ˜‚πŸ”₯ #ParamedicLife #EmergencyLaughs

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Posted on2 weeks ago

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.

Posted on3 weeks ago

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