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I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has bookmarked:

Nothing is more fake than my friendliness on the phone at work.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

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I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

One interesting thing I learned in my thirties is that you can leave a bar before it closes.

Live now on Facebook:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Broadcasted on Discord:

The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

Trending via TikTok:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Seen just now on TikTok:

The one thing I think most parents need to realize is, there’s absolutely no secrets that your child doesn’t share about you in the classroom.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

Going viral on Facebook:

I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Someone from 🇩🇪 has copied:

I’m equally comfortable holding a guitar as I am holding a baby, I just hold them both by the neck.

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“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

It’s so cold outside I saw a gangster pull his pants up and walk stiffly.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has bookmarked:

Congratulations on angrily speeding past me to get to the red light first. You’re special.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

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Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has bookmarked:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

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Seen just now on YouTube:

You’re an adult if you’re happy every time the mailbox is empty.

Seen just now on Instagram:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Just landed via YouTube:

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Shared recently on Discord:

Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

Shared recently on Facebook:

I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Trending via YouTube:

I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Trending via X:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Nature is fascinating. A dandelion makes it through concrete, while I get my head stuck in my sweater in the morning.

Seen just now on Facebook:

You better pray to whatever god you serve that this email finds you before I do.

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