32 Funny performance quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like my life is just an improv show! 🎭🤔😅

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you hit all the high notes when no one's around! 🚗🚿🎤

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Just call me the soul-ar flare! 🔥✨"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: An interviewer asked me how well I can perform under pressure; I said I’m much better at Bohemian Rhapsody.

  Commentary:
  Under pressure? That's just a warm-up for my killer karaoke skills at "Bohemian Rhapsody"! 🎤😆👑

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My showers take so long because I always hold a shower concert.

  Commentary:
  When I shower, I sell out every night and never give away free tickets! 🎤🚿🎶

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m going to a karaoke bar tomorrow, where I’ll sing every song in the style of Yoko Ono.

  Commentary:
  Prepare the earplugs, folks, because tomorrow's karaoke night is going to be a "Yoko Ono hits high note" special! 🎤😂🎶

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug, but you’re not gonna like the performance.

  Commentary:
  When your dancing skills upgrade from novice to "interpretive genius" by the second drink 🍺🕺😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like your boss really rocks! Just hope he doesn't leave you between a rock and a hard place 😅🪨🌘"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, trade them for a harmonica and start your own blues band! 🎶😂🍋"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "You can fake a smile, but you can’t fake jazz hands." 🤗✨ Because let's face it, while smiling might be easy, those jazz hands require a whole different level of commitment and pizzazz! Time to bring out your inner Broadway star and jazz-hand your way through life! 💃🕺🎭

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