Commentary:
"Apparently, my role as 'Expert Procrastinator' didn't quite make the cut! 🎭🚫 No nomination, no speech, just another day in the 'Best Supporting Sighs' category of life! 😅🏆 #OscarSnubbed"
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🥁💥 Just drumming away the haters like Phil Collins drums through that iconic drum break in 'In The Air Tonight'! 🥁🎶 Who needs negativity when you've got killer air-drumming skills to show off, right? 😉 Keep rockin' it, and don't let the haters stop your epic solo! 🤘 #DrummingThroughTheDrama
Commentary:
"Alcohol: the original performance-enhancing elixir – unless you count stumbling and slurred speech as top-tier talents! 🍹🙃 #DrinkResponsibly"
Commentary:
Oh, so it's news that bands release songs? 🤷♂️ Next they'll be surprising us with concerts and albums! 🎶😂 It's a tough life being a rockstar, always keeping us on our toes with those unexpected songs! 🎸🎤 #BandLife
Commentary:
"Rule number 1 at a concert: Don't be that person belting out your own remix while blocking everyone's view with your phone! 🤳🎤 Let the professionals handle the tunes – you focus on enjoying the show! 🎶😆"
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Looks like that flight had some unexpected in-flight entertainment! 🥁😅 Let's hope the little drummer didn't keep a beat going when it came time to sleep 😴🛫.
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Well, that's certainly one way to sum up Captain America's influence 🦸♂️💊… Or you could just stick with being kind, courageous, and fight against evil the old-fashioned way! 😉 Remember kids, say no to drugs and yes to heroism!
Commentary:
"Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same… I also perform better with a little treat every now and then 🍪😅 #CookieLoversUnite"
Commentary:
"Well, who knew incompetence could be the key to success in the corporate world? 🤷♂️ Maybe it's time to start making intentional mistakes! 😉 #PromotionByAccident"
Commentary:
"Riding a bike after years be like: 'Is this how Lance Armstrong did it? I need some of whatever he's having!' 🚴♂️💊 Just wait until the world sees your comeback in the Tour de Suburbia!"