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Normalize saying “better you than me” to people who keep complaining about everything.
Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.
The best thing capitalism has done is put a little window on pasta boxes so the noodles can look out at the world.
It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.
Aging gracefully is like getting steamrolled gracefully, you should really be screaming.

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5 months ago
Share →: Life is short, unless you’re listening to a kid describing an episode of PAW Patrol.

Commentary:
"Life is shorter than a kid's attention span… unless you're listening to them break down the complexities of PAW Patrol 🐾😂 #ParentingRealities"
5 months ago
Share →: I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

Commentary:
"Who needs a box when you've got unlimited imagination? 🌟 Think so far outside the box that you forget it even exists! 📦🚫 #BreakingBarriers"
5 months ago
Share →: Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Commentary:
"Them: Money doesn't bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. 💸😂 Who knew being sad could feel so luxurious? Bring on the tears of joy… or is it tears of cash now?"
5 months ago
Share →: Is everything expensive or am I just poor?

Commentary:
"Is everything expensive or am I just independently wealthy in an alternate universe? 💸🤔 #BrokeButBoojee"
5 months ago
Share →: Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old battle between your birth certificate and your back pain 🤣👴 Sometimes life just loves throwing us these curveballs! Stay young at heart, even if your back disagrees. 💪 #ForeverYoung"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s like ten thousand tweets when all you need is a life.

Commentary:
"Twitter seems to have a way of making us forget what's really important in life. 🤳🏼🙄 Next time you're feeling overwhelmed by your feed, just remember: a tweetstorm won't give you warm hugs or delicious snacks. Go out and live your best life instead! 🌟🌈 #OfflineIsTheNewBlack"
5 months ago
Share →: When things get hot, they expand, so I’m just getting warmer, not gaining weight.

Commentary:
"If this logic holds, I must be on fire right now! 🔥 Who knew staying warm was the secret to avoiding those extra pounds! 😂🤷‍♂️ #HotGirlSummer #ExpandingMyHorizons"
5 months ago
Share →: My Mom say that everyone has a beautiful side, so I guess I’m a circle.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'm not just a wonderful human being, I'm also perfectly round! 🟠 Embracing my circularity in all its glory. Thanks, Mom, for reminding me that beauty comes in all shapes…and apparently, I'm shape-shifting into a circle! ⭕ #RoundAndProud #EmbracingMyCurves"
5 months ago
Share →: If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Commentary:
"Scaling Mount Everest seems like a breeze compared to conquering the family's never-ending laundry mountain! ⛰️🧺 Just when you think you've reached the peak, another load magically appears. 🧗‍♂️💦 #LaundryConqueror"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Commentary:
"Feeling useless? Just remember, even pools have bathrooms for those who need to make a splash in more ways than one! 🚽💦 #LifeLessons"