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Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Have you tried making guacamole about it?

Someone from 🇹🇯 has downloaded:

I think some of you are faking your sarcasms.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

I just feel like we shouldn’t have a new year until we get this one right.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has shared:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Everyone wants a goth girlfriend until she starts doing goth things.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

You are closer to the street than you will ever be to any billionaire.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has shared:

I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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Breaking via Reddit:

My fitness goal is to lose two straight jacket sizes.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk.

Trending via Pinterest:

“Careful. It’s slippery!” – Everyone, after you’ve already slipped.

Spotted on Messenger:

I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.

Seen just now on Instagram:

There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

Making waves on Telegram:

No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If I say, “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared peer-reviewed research, data, and charts, and I will destroy you.

Breaking via Twitch:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

Just shared via Instagram:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Seen just now on X:

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

67 shares on X this month:

Where can one find a sugar daddy? Asking for a friend.

71 shares on Reddit this month:

76% of pardoned turkeys end up back in the system.

74 shares on Messenger this month:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

31 shares on YouTube this month:

My teen would like you to know I ruined her life when I did her laundry today.

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I make sure to post my political opinions after my selfies have gone viral to cull the herd.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

January: the Monday of months.

14 shares on Slack this month:

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

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The smaller the woman, the bigger the attitude. It’s science.

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May the algorithms be with you.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

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I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

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Can I come over and figure you out?

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I’m eating sandwiches you haven’t heard of in jeans you can’t pronounce.

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Every ‘c’ in ‘Pacific Ocean’ is pronounced differently.

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My burning question is who thought a two day weekend would suffice the human body.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

Someone from 🇨🇫 has shared:

Maybe her DMs haven’t been working for 2 months.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Zara makes clothing for occasions that don’t exist.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Twitch:

Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

Just landed via Facebook:

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

Spotted on Messenger:

I believe in annoyed at first sight.

Just shared via Snapchat:

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My body can’t handle the stress of loving anyone romantically, ever.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Spotted on Threads:

Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.

Shared recently on TikTok:

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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