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The first time I heard “big naturals,” I thought it referred to major outdoor landmarks such as the Grand Canyon or the Great Barrier Reef.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Apparently, when you treat someone the same way they treat you, they get offended!

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My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

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Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

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Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

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Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

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Okay, I’ve proved I’m not a robot, now you prove you’re not a human.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok,” yeah, well, I wipe away the hours conversing with the flowers.

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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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My morning routine includes 10 minutes of sitting on my bed and thinking about how tired I am.

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Work is the worst video game ever.

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The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

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We went out on a boat to see whales and the crew encouraged us to clap and cheer for the whales and boo at the regular fish.

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

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All I’m dealing with is broken people. Lord, if I’m a mechanic, please tell me.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Dear Santa, Money!

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Live now on Threads:

Talents: eating!

Live now on LinkedIn:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

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They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.

Just landed via Reddit:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

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A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

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Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

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