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32 Funny pick quotes

Funny pick quotes are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day! 😂 Whether you’re choosing the best meme, the ultimate pun, or just a clever one-liner, these witty gems will have you chuckling in no time. 🤪 Ready to brighten your feed and share some laughs? Let’s dive into a collection that’s as clever as it is hilarious! 🎉✨

There’s only one way we’ll at least occasionally get normal elected officials and that’s if we pick them by random lottery.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I’m uncomfortable around tall people. What if they pick me up and put me on their shoulders?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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