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Someone from 🇨🇷 has bookmarked:

Somebody should tell James Cameron the world doesn’t need any more frigging Avatar movies.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has copied:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has bookmarked:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Your call is very important to us, here’s six days of irritating music.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has bookmarked:

Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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Ugh, but profoundly.

Spotted on TikTok:

Love is in the air fryer.

Just landed via WeChat:

Everything is 10 times funnier when you are supposed to be quiet.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

Just landed via TikTok:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Just shared via LinkedIn:

The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Just shared via Messenger:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Might start a YouTube channel “will it hurt if I drop it on my foot”.

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54 shares on Messenger this month:

No matter how messed up your situation is, someone on Reddit’s already lived it, cried about it, and made a 3-part update with screenshots and farmed 12k upvotes.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

96 shares on Reddit this month:

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

34 shares on TikTok this month:

Kinda rude when I spend money, and it actually leaves my bank account. But okay.

49 shares on Slack this month:

“I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.

72 shares on Facebook this month:

How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

11 shares on X this month:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

66 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

You know you’re over 40 when you clean your house to the music you used to get drunk to.

35 shares on TikTok this month:

To whoever has my voodoo doll, please stop making her go to work.

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Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

No one talks about how uncomfortable it is to ask for your own money back.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has bookmarked:

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

Mr. Mixed Signals decided he likes me today.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has shared:

It’s so hot that my shadow just went back inside and gave me the finger.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

I don’t have a welcome mat at my front door because I’m not a liar.

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Just landed via Twitch:

Girls these days are like a box of chocolates. Some have nuts.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Not sure how to flirt, but I can make things awkward if you’re into that.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

Shared recently on Threads:

My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

Shared recently on Threads:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Trending via Telegram:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

Just landed via Telegram:

Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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