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Funny pilot quotes

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there's a brief moment of panic like "why isn't it going up?"

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025
If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025
Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: "Boo!"

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025