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Funny pilot quotes 🛫 bring the sky-high humor you never knew you needed! Whether you’re a frequent flyer or just love aviation ✈️, these witty lines will have you laughing all the way to cruising altitude 😂. Ready to soar through some clever cockpit comedy? Buckle up and enjoy the ride—laughter is cleared for takeoff! 🚀🌤️

Pilots lowkey have an aura when they walk past you in the airport.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

Posted onJan 24, 2025

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

Posted onJan 23, 2025

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