Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

Commentary:
"No worries, we all have our 'plastic brain' moments! 😄 Just make sure to recycle any stray thoughts properly! 🧠🔄"

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Commentary:
Oh, the age-old battle between cake and utensils! 🍰🍴 It seems like the plastic fork just can't handle the sheer awesomeness of cake – it's like trying to use a feather to lift a boulder! Perhaps the cake needs to come with a warning label: "Caution: may cause plastic forks to retreat in defeat!" 😂

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the eco-friendly solution to saving our oceans! Who knew turtles could have a plastic makeover? 🐢🌊 Let's just hope they don't mistake a plastic straw for a snack! 😜🥤 #RecycleAndRoll"

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn't enough plastic there already.

Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

Commentary:
"Kim Kardashian planning to have her ashes scattered at sea? 🌊 Talk about blending in seamlessly with the plastic! ♻️ Maybe she'll finally have that oceanfront property she always wanted. 🏝️😂"

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

How you conduct yourself when using plastic wrap is the real you.

Commentary:
"Are you a plastic wrap wizard or a cling film klutz? 🤔 Channel your inner Martha Stewart with each unruly sheet! 💁‍♂️✨ Let your kitchen skills shine through the notorious plastic wrap battle! 🌟🍴 #MasterOfWrap #KitchenConfessions"

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Commentary:
"Who needs friends when you have a plastic surgeon to lift your spirits and your face 🤣💉 Don't worry, be Botox-y! 😁 #SmileEnhancement"

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

Commentary:
"Trying to use plastic wrap effectively feels like attempting a magic trick that always ends in frustration and tangled mess 🤯🪄♻️ Maybe we need some wizardry lessons to master this elusive kitchen sorcery! 🔮🌯"