12 Funny plastic quotes

• “I’m tired of being forced to eat microplastics. I’m ready for big plastics now.”

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  2 weeks ago

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• Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

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  2 months ago

  believe, box, food, grocery, humor, i, need, packaging, pasta, plastic, plastic window, sarcasm, window

• Balloons are so weird. “Happy birthday, here’s a plastic sack of my breath.”

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  2 months ago

  balloons, birthday, breath, happy, humor, plastic, plastic sack, quirky, sack, sarcastic, weird

• Can we get some A.I. to pick plastic out of the ocean, or do all the robots need to be poets?

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  2 months ago

  AI, artificial, artificial intelligence, cleanup, eco-friendly, environmental, environmental humor, humor, intelligence, need, ocean, ocean cleanup, pick, plastic, poetry, pollution, robots, technology, wit

• At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

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  2 months ago

  appendicitis, Barbie, Barbie doll, Doc, doll, help, humor, joke, me, medical, medical humor, plastic, plastic surgeon, plastic surgery, please, surgeon, surgery, toy

• I don’t understand how people use plastic wrap successfully.

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  2 months ago

  confusion, everyday, everyday life, humor, i, kitchen, life, people, plastic, plastic wrap, struggle, wrap

• Sorry about my behavior as of late. I have plastic in my brain.

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  2 months ago

  apology, behavior, brain, humor, i, late, mental, mental state, plastic, sorry, state

• Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

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  2 months ago

  cake, dessert, eat, enjoyment, food, fork, harder, humor, much, plastic, plastic fork

• Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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  2 months ago

  creativity, humor, joke, plastic, problem, solve, turtle, turtles

• Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already.

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  2 months ago

  celebrity, death, environment, humor, Kardashian, kim, Kim Kardashian, plastic, sea

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