23 Funny please quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Please don’t be mean to me, because I can be meaner and I hate being mean.

  Commentary:
  "When you go low, I go high… on sarcasm! 🎢😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

  Commentary:
  "Let's hope your dance moves are worth the wait! 🕺💃😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t tell me how bad your life was growing up; we had to manually roll up our cars’ windows.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows. 💪😂 #90sProblems"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t stand people who require so much validation. Please like and share this if you agree.

  Commentary:
  🤳👍 "I can't stand people who are like 'I require validation' – wait, did you remember to like and share this post to validate my opinion? 😂 #IronyAtItsFinest"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: A coffee the size of Manhattan please.

  Commentary:
  "Sure thing! Would you like a side of skyscrapers with that as well? ☕🏙️😄"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!

  Commentary:
  Oh, watch out for the fruit sugar police – they're casting wicked spells with their warnings! 🍎🍭🧙‍♀️ Remember, a little sweetness never hurt anyone, unless you've got a fear of deliciousness! 🤪

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

  Commentary:
  "Texting while driving is a big NO 🚫 But hey, why not check your emails and browse social media on the dashboard iPad? Safety first, right? 📱🚗😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'opposite psychology' approach. Bold move, Cotton! Let's see if it pays off for him. 🤨🤔😆 #SmoothOperator"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

  Commentary:
  Oh universe, maybe it's time to switch up the curriculum then! 🤓🌌 Lesson learned: When life keeps throwing shade, just throw some sunglasses on and wink back 😉 #StillLearningButStylish

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Please don’t send me mixed signals, I don’t even understand the clear ones.

  Commentary:
  Ah, sending mixed signals is like trying to speak a foreign language without knowing the basics! 🤷‍♂️ It's a real head-scratcher for sure! 🤔 Just stick to one signal at a time, folks! 😄 #LostInTranslation

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