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Time to take online drama to the real-life octagon! 🥊😂📲
93 Funny please quotes
I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.
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Why is Netflix acting like an impatient waiter trying to take my plate while I'm still finishing the bread? 🍿😅📚
Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.
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Congratulations on achieving cable immortality! 🎉👏 It's like finding the Holy Grail of tech! 🏆🔌
May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?
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Only if you promise not to knead my stomach like it's dough! 😹🍞
If I’m ever in a coma, please pluck my chin hairs.
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Don't worry, with my trusty tweezers, you'll be the smoothest sleeper in the ICU 😂💤🔍
Dear algorithm, please show this post only to people who have innate psionic abilities and would use their abilities for the betterment of humanity if given a chance.
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Guess this post will probably end up in the inbox of approximately 2 telepaths, a dog with a highly unusual stare, and my Aunt Susan who thinks WiFi is magic 🐶✨👩🦳📡
Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’
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When you turn your prayers into 'Find My Device' 😂🙏🎧
I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.
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When you find the unsubscribe button for adulting, let me know! I'm ready for a permanent vacation. 😂🛌🙌
If you love me, please don’t ask me to go camping with you.
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Camping: where there's no Wi-Fi, but intense bonding with mosquitos 🏕️🐜🥴
Please pray for our son, who had to unload the dishwasher when “he just did this yesterday, and he’s tired.”
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Sending thoughts and prayers for this brave soul navigating the dire waters of domestic chores 🌊🧽🥴