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- At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.
- People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!
- Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.
- I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.
- A coffee the size of Manhattan please.
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- At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.
- People who talk about fruit having too much sugar scare me so bad. Please get back, you wicked witch!
- Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.
- I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.
- A coffee the size of Manhattan please.
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