Funny pocket quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

  Commentary:
  "😂 Sorry, grumpy pants, I only accept compliments and cookies! 🍪☀️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

  Commentary:
  "When your wallet's doing more meditating than you are! 😅💸🧘‍♂️"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

  Commentary:
  "Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old battle of the closet space! 🧥👗 Sounds like marriage is all about compromise…and finding creative storage solutions in cargo pockets! 🤣🙈 #MarriageStruggles"

  Fun Fact or Trivia:
  Did you know that in Ancient Rome, men used to carry their personal belongings in a small pouch called a 'loculus', which was usually worn on the left side? 🕰️👛

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic grocery shopping struggle – a balancing act worthy of a circus performer! 🤹‍♂️ Who needs multitasking skills when you can just challenge yourself to locate those elusive keys in the wrong pocket instead? 🤦‍♂️ Remember, smooth grocery transport is an art form! 🛒🔑"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

  Commentary:
  Ah, the struggle of the generations past! 🎶💸 Today's youth can simply hit repeat on their favorite song without breaking the bank. Talk about a bargain for their earworm needs! 😄🎵 #DigitalAgeBenefits #ThankYouStreamingPlatforms

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like your voodoo doll is gearing up for a wild night out! 💸👖 Who knew voodoo could be so stylish and financially savvy at the same time? The only question now is, does the doll need a matching top to complete the look? 🤔😂"

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