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15 Funny pocket quotes

Funny pocket quotes are your mini mood boosters on the go! πŸ˜‚βœ¨ Perfect for sneaking a smile anytime, these tiny treasures fit right in your pocket, ready to brighten up even the dullest day πŸŒŸπŸ‘œ. Whether you need a quick laugh or a cheeky pick-me-up, these witty words pack a punch of joy wherever you are πŸŽ‰πŸ“±. Get ready to carry happiness with youβ€”no bulky books required! 😎🎈

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

Posted on2 months ago

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

Posted on2 months ago

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Posted on2 months ago

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

Posted on2 months ago

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Posted on2 months ago

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Posted on2 months ago

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

Posted on2 months ago

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Posted on2 months ago

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

Posted on2 months ago

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Posted on2 months ago

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Posted on2 months ago

Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

Posted on3 months ago

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its pocket.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m 87 years old.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

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