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Someone from 🇮🇩 has downloaded:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has copied:

“Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Facebook friends are like pens. You may have 150, but only 5 are writing.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has viewed:

I have browser tabs open that are older than you.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has downloaded:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has downloaded:

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has copied:

I didn’t really mind the voices in my head until one of them started their own podcast.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

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Going viral on Discord:

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Shared recently on WeChat:

If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.

Live now on Pinterest:

You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

Live now on Snapchat:

Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I like warm weather but only to a certain degree.

Just shared via Twitch:

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Live now on LinkedIn:

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I apologize to my future son for the delay, but it’s just your mom ain’t replying.

Making waves on Twitch:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

Trending via Facebook:

Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

15 Funny pocket quotes

Funny pocket quotes are your mini mood boosters on the go! 😂✨ Perfect for sneaking a smile anytime, these tiny treasures fit right in your pocket, ready to brighten up even the dullest day 🌟👜. Whether you need a quick laugh or a cheeky pick-me-up, these witty words pack a punch of joy wherever you are 🎉📱. Get ready to carry happiness with you—no bulky books required! 😎🎈

New funny pocket quotes 👇

I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

4 weeks ago

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Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

4 weeks ago

accessory, anyone, clothing, clothing accessory, cocaine, drug, humor, jean, jeans, little, mystery, pocket
Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

4 weeks ago

dress, girl, girls, happier, happiness, pocket, pockets, science
Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

4 weeks ago

audacity, bigger, carry, fashion, fashion joke, gender, gender stereotype, help, humor, jeans, joke, men’s, men’s jeans, pocket, pocket size, pockets, size, stereotype
That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

4 weeks ago

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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

4 weeks ago

attitude, cheerful, confidence, dumping, full, ground, grumpiness, humor, mood, playful, pocket, positivity, sarcasm, self-esteem, sunshine
If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

4 weeks ago

cash, comfort, emotional, emotional needs, hug, humor, just, me, money, needs, pocket, put, sad, sadness, support
Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

4 weeks ago

art, comedy, empty, humor, irony, minimalism, money, pocket, pockets, satire, zen
Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

1 month ago

attitude, carefree, five, friendship, giving, hand, hatred, here, high, high five, humor, imagine, me, over, pocket, positivity, self-confidence
Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

1 month ago

cargo, cargo pocket, closet, everything, humor, left, man, marriage, married, once, over, pocket, relationship, stereotypes, storage, stores, woman

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Social Media Stars ⭐

75 shares on YouTube this month:

People who listen to their sad playlist when they’re happy are a different breed of unstable.

16 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

86 shares on WeChat this month:

It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

10 shares on Messenger this month:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

75 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate how what would have been a parody is now reality.

64 shares on WeChat this month:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

53 shares on Threads this month:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

87 shares on Snapchat this month:

Normalize talking to people in the gym who have earbuds in, they love that.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your honor, I was under the impression it was hammer time.

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14 folks are currently checking 👀

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

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The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Kind of rude you didn’t wake me up before you went went.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

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There’s nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Getting to the age where I’m like, “Oh, hopefully I’ll be dead by then.”

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Currently helping my kids find the chocolate that I ate last night.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Catching me in person is rare. I move like a ghost.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has copied:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has shared:

Some people stay in the past because that’s where they peaked.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

Situationship where the situation is being madly in love with each other.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via TikTok:

Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Just shared via Pinterest:

I like how people say “manage your depression,” like it’s a stock portfolio, but you’re heavily invested in sadness.

Spotted on WeChat:

Men, why do you still have the boxes your electronics came in?

Spotted on Discord:

Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

Just shared via X:

I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Shared recently on Reddit:

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Do people who spend a fortune on outdoor heating know they can just go inside?

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