15 Funny pocket quotes

• I wanna become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

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  3 weeks ago

  aspiration, bless, blessing, financial, financial stability, generosity, God, humor, i, money, others, pocket, pockets, stability, stable, wealth

• Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little pocket on your jeans is for?

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  1 month ago

  accessory, anyone, clothing, clothing accessory, cocaine, drug, humor, jean, jeans, little, mystery, pocket

• Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s science.

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  1 month ago

  dress, girl, girls, happier, happiness, pocket, pockets, science

• Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

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  1 month ago

  audacity, bigger, carry, fashion, fashion joke, gender, gender stereotype, help, humor, jeans, joke, men’s, men’s jeans, pocket, pocket size, pockets, size, stereotype

• That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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  1 month ago

  after, bill, bills, budgeting, expense, finance, humor, i, jean, jeans, left, leftover, little, money, over, pay, perfect, pocket, size

• I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, cheerful, confidence, dumping, full, ground, grumpiness, humor, mood, playful, pocket, positivity, sarcasm, self-esteem, sunshine

• If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

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  1 month ago

  cash, comfort, emotional, emotional needs, hug, humor, just, me, money, needs, pocket, put, sad, sadness, support

• Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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  1 month ago

  art, comedy, empty, humor, irony, minimalism, money, pocket, pockets, satire, zen

• Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

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  1 month ago

  attitude, carefree, five, friendship, giving, hand, hatred, here, high, high five, humor, imagine, me, over, pocket, positivity, self-confidence

• Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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  1 month ago

  cargo, cargo pocket, closet, everything, humor, left, man, marriage, married, once, over, pocket, relationship, stereotypes, storage, stores, woman

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