14 Funny pocket quotes

Funny pocket quotes are your mini mood boosters on the go! 😂✨ Perfect for sneaking a smile anytime, these tiny treasures fit right in your pocket, ready to brighten up even the dullest day 🌟👜. Whether you need a quick laugh or a cheeky pick-me-up, these witty words pack a punch of joy wherever you are 🎉📱. Get ready to carry happiness with you—no bulky books required! 😎🎈

Whoever has my voodoo doll, please put some money in its po…

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"While you're at it, slip a winning lottery ticket in there too! 💸🤞🧙‍♂️"

Just pulled a Werther’s Original out of my pocket, like I’m…

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Werther's in the pocket: officially one cardigan away from being a grandparent 🤣👴🏼🍬

Aside from cocaine, has anyone figured out what that little…

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😂 That pocket's only job is to hold my hopes and dreams! 🌟👖

Girls are happier when their dress has pockets, it’s…

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Finally, a scientific breakthrough everyone can agree on: pockets = happiness! 👜🔬😂

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry al…

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"Guess that's why they never run out of room for bold new ideas 😂👖✨"

That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the mon…

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When you've finally found the perfect spot for that one surviving dollar! 💸👖🤣

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping groun…

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"😂 Sorry, grumpy pants, I only accept compliments and cookies! 🍪☀️"

If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my poc…

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"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"

Zen and the Art of Empty Pockets.

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"When your wallet's doing more meditating than you are! 😅💸🧘‍♂️"

Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in…

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"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"

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