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Someone from 🇮🇪 has shared:

Everyone deserves a day to lie in bed naked and be anti-social. Just sayin’.

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Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has bookmarked:

In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has copied:

Are you even a parent if you’ve never carried your child out of a store sideways like a surfboard?

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

Parents will give you a lecture about fake friends and then get scammed by their own siblings.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

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Freshly posted on Snapchat:

White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

Just landed via Twitch:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

Going viral on Snapchat:

No, he didn’t ghost you, you just left him speechless, forever.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Making waves on Instagram:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Spotted on YouTube:

Don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes?

Just shared via Instagram:

Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

Going viral on Telegram:

She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has viewed:

It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

Note to self: No more bitching about ugly furniture with people at IKEA whose home you haven’t been to yet.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has copied:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Apologize for the job that you do. It would be nice if you were talented too.

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Just shared via LinkedIn:

Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

Just shared via Messenger:

Dear everyone. Upset, bored, angry or hungry. I’m here for you. Sincerely, fridge.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

We are all monsters searching for someone to share our lives with.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.

Just shared via Discord:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Making waves on Discord:

Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

Live now on Slack:

I had an irrational fear of bees until I saw My Girl and it became rational.

Seen just now on Slack:

Oh really? We’ll see what the same six people who always agree with me think about that.

Live now on Telegram:

I don’t want to “act young”. I just can’t be as “grown up” as others my age.

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