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2 months ago
Share →: Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

Commentary:
Haha, clearly I’m a whole nature documentary waiting to happen! 🌿🌸☁️😂
2 months ago
Share →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Commentary:
"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"
3 months ago
Share →: The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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"Turning off the news to live in blissful ignorance… 🙈🌍 Or as I like to call it, 'head in the sand' chic! Who needs reality when you can have your own curated version of it, right? 😂📺 #IgnoranceIsBliss"
3 months ago
Share →: Muting morons is good for your health.

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"Silencing the nonsense to keep the sanity ✌️😜 Remember, a mute button a day keeps the headaches away! 🤫🧠 #MuteTheMorons"
3 months ago
Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m over here with one hand in my pocket, and the other one giving a high five.

Commentary:
"Can you even imagine being this cool and collected? 😎 One hand casually in the pocket, doling out high fives like it's no big deal 🖐️. Talk about handling haters with finesse! 🤣 #TooChillForDrama"
3 months ago
Share →: I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Commentary:
"Who needs reality when you can have a pocket full of unicorns and rainbows instead? 🦄🌈 Embracing the madness like a boss! 😜 #LivingMyBestFantasyLife"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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"Remember, you're not just any water – you're Fiji water! 💧💎 Don't settle for pond-level treatment, because you're pure, refreshing, and definitely worth more than a murky puddle. Stay sparkling, darling! ✨💦"
3 months ago
Share →: Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

Commentary:
"Who needs a Valentine when you've got your own best asset to admire? Remember, self-love starts with a firm grip – on your own butt! Embrace those buns of steel and show yourself some love!"
3 months ago
Share →: Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Commentary:
"Well, who needs normal when you can have happy with a twist? Embrace your unique flavor and let the world wonder how you take your happiness served!"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.

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"Reminder: Positive self-talk includes a healthy dose of delusion 😄🤥 Embrace those self-affirming fibs with gusto! Just don't believe them too much! 😉 #selfdeceptiongoals"