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Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you.

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How many exercise videos do you have to buy before you get some results?

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

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Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

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Technology has really helped me waste my time efficiently.

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Salad was likely invented after someone picked everything they didn’t like out of their meal and put it on a separate plate.

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Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

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An entire generation is currently studying for jobs that will not exist.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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I always take two stairs at a time, that way if I fall, it’s only half the distance.

Reported on LinkedIn:

Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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The cheapest way to fly is off the handle.

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When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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"Time is like a limited edition chocolate – savor it, enjoy it, and make sure you don't accidentally drop it on the floor. Because let's face it, no one wants to waste precious time picking up a chocolate-covered mess… unless it's a really good chocolate!"

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If people love cheese so much, why are they mad when someone smells like cheese.

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I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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I’m not crazy, I’m just mentally spicy.

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So many songs that tell you to throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care, so few about the hazards of ceiling fans.

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Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

Just landed via Instagram:

Asked a German girl for her number, and I’m still waiting for the rest of the digits. So far, all I have is “nine.”

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Getting to know someone these days is impossible. No one is really single, everyone has something going on, is hung up on their ex or is otherwise damaged in some way.

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

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A 12 step program but it’s just me getting off the couch.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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People say that they want to be tall, but don’t realize how many times tall people are assaulted by spiderwebs.

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Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

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