Funny quotes pregnant

Funny pregnant quotes

I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

3 months ago

I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

3 months ago

If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

3 months ago

If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

3 months ago

Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

3 months ago

When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

3 months ago