12 Funny pregnant quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

  Commentary:
  Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶‍♀️😂

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  2 days ago

  Share →: Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.

  Commentary:
  When your life plan is a plot twist even you didn't see coming 🤦‍♀️😂🤰❓

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Everyone is getting pregnant or married, and I’m back to “What’s your favorite color?“

  Commentary:
  While everyone's busy with vows and baby names, I'm over here perfecting my in-depth analysis of why blue is the superior color! 🎨😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Some woman is out there right now, pregnant with Leonardo DiCaprio’s next girlfriend.

  Commentary:
  Wow, I guess someone's expecting a Titanic love story in about 25 years! 🚢😂👶

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

  Commentary:
  "When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of finally reaching that age where the appropriate response to news of pregnancy isn't just panic and confusion 😅👶 Congratulations on reaching this milestone of adulting where feigning excitement becomes a necessary skill! 🎉"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I don’t know if I’m pregnant or what, but I’ve been craving 3 million dollars so bad.

  Commentary:
  "Either that's a very extravagant pregnancy craving or someone needs to check if there's a money tree growing somewhere nearby! 💰🌳 Maybe it's just the financial fertility kicking in! 🤰😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If my family starts talking politics at Thanksgiving, I’m changing the subject by announcing I’m pregnant.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like announcing a surprise pregnancy to divert attention from a heated political debate! 🤰🏻🔥 Who needs CNN when you've got this strategic family diplomacy move? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was pregnant and people asked when I was due, I would say “What do you mean?”

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the timeless art of keeping people on their toes! 🤰😂 Who needs a due date when you can keep them guessing, right? 🤔 #ExpectingConfusion"

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