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Managers want a week of silence and meditation in order to be even more of a manager afterwards.

3 months ago

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

3 months ago

I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

3 months ago

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

3 months ago

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

3 months ago

You’re so productive for your wage.

3 months ago

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

3 months ago

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

3 months ago

My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day.

3 months ago

Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

3 months ago

Never cry at the weekend. Cry at work, at least then you’ll get paid for it.

3 months ago

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.

3 months ago

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

3 months ago

If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

3 months ago

Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

3 months ago

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

3 months ago

Don’t rush me, I’m still deciding whether I’ll be productive or not today!

3 months ago

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time.

3 months ago

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

3 months ago

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

3 months ago