91 Funny productivity quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  Commentary:
  "Attention: The Bed Monsters Union has filed a grievance due to unsafe working conditions. 🛌🧹😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Phone addiction got so bad that watching a movie feels productive.

  Commentary:
  Haha, same! My phone’s basically the director of my life now 🎬📱😂!

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  2 months ago

  Share →: The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

  Commentary:
  "When the king of the jungle has a meeting, it’s more of a 'rawr'ing success than a Teams call! 🦁😂🐾"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

  Commentary:
  "Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… or next week… or, eh, maybe never? 😅⏳ #ProLevelProcrastination"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

  Commentary:
  "Just waiting for Bob Ross to pop up and start narrating! 🌲🖌️😴"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

  Commentary:
  "Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

  Commentary:
  "When you realize that interns are basically tomorrow’s procrastination solution, we’re living in the future! 🚀🤓 #DelegationMaster"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a corner office when you can have a cozy nook with your favorite drink in hand? 🏡🍸 Working from home: where professionalism meets pajamas and productivity meets Pinot Noir. 😂 #WFHWinning"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Every Microsoft Teams invite you get lowers your testosterone by 1-2%

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Microsoft Teams is not just decreasing productivity, but also decreasing manliness! 💻👨‍💼 Watch out for those invites, guys – your testosterone levels might take a hit! 😂 #TechProblems"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs mindfulness when you've got Adderall, right? 🏖️💊 Just ensure you're not too focused on your beach towel thread count instead of the waves crashing! 🌊😆 #Priorities"

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