14 Funny pronunciation quotes — Wordgag ツ

Does anyone actually know how to pronounce Worcestershire sauce correctly, or do we all just stumble through it and hope for the best?

8 hours ago8 hours ago

Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Pronouncing hyperbole like guacamole.

2 months ago2 months ago

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

2 months ago2 months ago

Practicing how I’m gonna explain to the aliens that baseline and Vaseline do not sound the same.

2 months ago2 months ago

You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.

3 months ago3 months ago

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m fairly certain the person who put the first “r” in February also decided how to spell Wednesday.

3 months ago3 months ago

Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

The date abruptly ended over a disagreement on how to pronounce Gnocchi.

Jan 28, 2025

Everyone’s a gangster until it’s time to pronounce Worcestershire Sauce.

Jan 28, 2025

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Jan 26, 2025

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Jan 25, 2025

A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

Jan 20, 2025