It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the mornings, when one must prepare for battle against the elusive snooze button and the treacherous morning grump 😂☕️⚔️ Rise and shine, a warrior never sleeps in! 💪🌞"

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.

Commentary:
"Looks like Big Bro's got a black belt in shifting blame! 🥋👊 Sibling rivalry at its finest! 😂 #ClassicSiblingDrama"

I love sarcasm. It's like punching people in the face, but with words.

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

Commentary:
"Sarcasm – the art of punching people in the face, without getting your hands dirty! 💬🥊😏 #SavageWords"