Funny punching quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Nobody victim blames more than my oldest son when he’s in trouble for punching his little brother.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words.

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