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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

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Set my sex robot to boyfriend mode and now it’s liking other girls’ pictures on Insta.

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Imagine thinking you have all the answers.

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Meeting Beyoncé and telling her I loved her in Goldmember and mentioning nothing about her music career, just to see if it throws her off.

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My favorite part about summer is when I get to go back inside where it’s air conditioned.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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It’s really hard to come back after a poorly executed high five.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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An Amish party in the desert called churning man.

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“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

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I’m already sick of tomorrow.

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I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

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I wanna marry someone funnier than me, but sadly, I am the funniest.

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Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

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Imagine playing Truth or Dare and they dare you to go home.

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Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

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They should invent something in between coffee and narcotics.

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Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

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Petition to make weekends longer. Two days isn’t enough.

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

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So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

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Preparing for the apocalypse by becoming fluent in zombie.

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