97 Funny question quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?

  Commentary:
  Well, technically, you would probably just attract a lot of metal objects… and maybe some confused looks! 💁‍♂️🧲 Just remember, being magnetic in personality is way more appealing than being magnetic in taste! 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal egg conundrum! 🍳🤔 Just remember, eggs don't come with a best before date imprinted on them like a secret code. It's all about the float test: if they sink, they're wink-wink 😉, but if they float, it's a firm nope! 🥚⛵️ Don't let those eggs go rogue and turn into a science project, unless you're looking for a new pet bacteria!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

  Commentary:
  Well, that's a fruitbowl of paradox! 🤔🍉 Are they secretly growing seedless seeds? Do they have a seed black market? Or maybe unicorns are involved in this melon mystery? 🦄🌱 It truly is a riddle wrapped in a watermelon 🍉, or should I say, a seedless mystery wrapped in green! Let's just enjoy the melons and leave the seed sourcing to the pros! 🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, tiredness sure knows how to play hide and seek – always elusive when it's time to hit the bed! 🙈💤 It's the ultimate couch potato rebellion! 🥔😂 #SleepyStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This whole working for a living thing goes on for how long?

  Commentary:
  "Like the Energizer bunny, you just keep going and going and going… 🐰💼 Don't worry, retirement is just a few thousand more Mondays away! ⏳😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal salad dilemma – when does it transform from a bed of healthy greens to a sneaky delivery vehicle for crispy, delicious bacon? 🥗🥓🤔 Let's just say, if you need to go hunting for lettuce amongst the bacon bits, you might have crossed that 'salad' line!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

  Commentary:
  Well, maybe the dentist just needs some high-definition close-ups of your pearly whites for their Instagram feed! 📸😁 Who knows, your teeth might be camera-shy and prefer the spotlight of an x-ray! 😂 #DentalDrama

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