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When you're the life of the party but just want to be the snack table's bodyguard instead! 🥳🕵️♂️🍕
228 Funny question quotes
“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.
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I've been trying to coo them in for years, but their sense of time is strictly for the birds! 🕒🐦😅
Does anyone know what to do, like in general?
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When I was born, the instruction manual must have flown off into space 🚀🤔✨
I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”
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If we could DM for breakup details, popcorn sales would skyrocket 🍿😂📩
Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?
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When the font is so fancy you're wondering if it's a starter, main course, or dessert! 🍽️🤔🖋️
Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.
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When life gives you questions, just remember: some folks are serving answers à la carte! 🤔🙄🍽️
Anyone know how to grow a money tree?
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I'm still trying to grow one, but all I got was a plant that demands expensive coffee. 🌱☕💸
“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”
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Sounds about right! Both fix engines, but one gets a stethoscope instead of a wrench! 😂🩺🔧
Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?
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Marching to the beat of their own drum, those 'Combatants' are always ready for a 'pest' battle! 🐜🪖😂
Did you know if you hold your ear up to a stranger’s leg, you can actually hear them say, ‘What the hell are you doing?’
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Listening to legs: the ultimate way to make new friends… or get weird looks! 👂🦵😂