Commentary:
"Just so I understand… is she secretly the CEO meeting translator? 😂🤔💼 #SuperpowerActivated #MeetingMagic"
228 Funny question quotes
“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.
Commentary:
"When in doubt, mom's always right! 😂🤷♀️ #MomKnowsBest"
Do crabs underwater think that fishes fly?
Commentary:
"Crabs wondering why fish have a permanent case of the zoomies! 🦀💭🐠✈️😂"
If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?
Commentary:
"Yes, but only if you want to prevent a sprinkle emergency! 🚑🍦🎶"
You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.
Commentary:
👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"
Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?
Commentary:
"Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"
Sometimes I say “huh,” then answer the question before you can repeat your question.
Commentary:
"Huh? Oh wait, my brain just woke up! 😂🔄#BrainLag"
I am at the age where I question throwing away a box because, “It’s a really nice box.”
Commentary:
"When you hit the age where boxes have more appeal than diamonds… 📦💎 #BoxGoals"
If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?
Commentary:
"Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"
Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?
Commentary:
"Right? I'm still waiting for the day we find a 'tuna chicken!' 😂🐟🐔"