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I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

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After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

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Chasing after a ping pong ball is wildly dehumanizing.

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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You should be able to mute someone in real life. Annoying coworker? Silence them for 24 hours by booping them on the nose!

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

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I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.

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Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending.

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It’s like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a Like.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask β€œis it in yet?”

Seen just now on Twitch:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Trending via X:

What idiot called it Catfishing your Tinder Contacts and not Playing With Matches?

Going viral on Discord:

Many people mistake me for an adult because of my age.

Reported on WeChat:

Stop blaming everyone for all your problems. Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

Just shared via Facebook:

One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

Seen just now on Slack:

If I’m ever on life support, unplug me, then plug me back in. See if that works.

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If the man is silent, he is a thinker. If the woman is silent, the thinker is in big trouble.

Seen just now on Reddit:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

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Single, not sure how to mingle.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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I gotta ask, what part of β€˜I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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If anything goes wrong today, just dramatically whisper, “The prophecy has been fulfilled,” and walk away.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Seen just now on Threads:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

Making waves on Twitch:

Elevator rides in real life: 30 seconds long. Elevator rides in movies: Two minutes long.

Spotted on Facebook:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

Live now on WhatsApp:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Going viral on Facebook:

Me, as a therapist: “OMG, me too!”

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Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.

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