Funny rap quotes

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  4 days ago

  Share →: The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a drive-by when you can do a stylish swamp-stalk instead? 🤣🚣‍♂️🌿 #BogsAreTheNewBlocks"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took the concept of "go with the flow" a bit too literally! 🤣 Clearly, they were trying to win with their superior skills in nodding and thumbs-upping. 🙌 Maybe next time they should consider throwing in a mic drop for good measure! 🎤🤷‍♂️ #AgreeToDisagree

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I miss them days if you couldn’t rap, you didn’t.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when you had to actually have skills to drop some sick rhymes! 🎤😂 Now everyone thinks they're a rapper just because they can rhyme "cat" with "hat"! 🐱🎩 Let's bring back the days of real rap talent and leave the wannabes in the dust! ✨🎶 #RapGameStrong

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  4 months ago

  Share →: There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs bling when you can save on the real important things like laundry detergent and toilet paper? 💸✂️ Where's the rap dedicated to that savvy shopper hustle? 🎤💰 #CouponGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' 90s rap battles: where survival was the ultimate flex! 💥💀 Let's just say, winning those battles was a real 'life or death' situation back then! 😂🎤 #RapBattleRoyale"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! 🌴🗽 Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? 🎤🔥 #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a world where traffic jams are a thing of the past for music lovers! 🕺🚗 Speeding tickets might just become the new gig tickets under this presidency 😂🎶 #FastLaneBeats"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine dropping some sick beats about searching for the milk aisle only to find it relocated to the frozen foods section. 🛒🎤 #RapGameChaos"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🎤💥 Imagine the candidates dropping sick rhymes instead of political jargon! 🎶🔥 Who needs policy discussions when you have savage bars being thrown left and right? 😂 Let's turn the White House into the Rap House! 🏠🎵

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

  Commentary:
  Oh, nothing says romance like a good ol' rap beef! 🎤🥩 It's like a musical love letter filled with sass and shade, set to a sick beat. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diss tracks and Twitter rants? It's a modern-day Romeo and Juliet saga, with a hip-hop twist! 💔🎶 #RapLoveSongs

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