In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

In the 90s, you could tell who won the rap battle by who was still alive.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' 90s rap battles: where survival was the ultimate flex! 💥💀 Let's just say, winning those battles was a real 'life or death' situation back then! 😂🎤 #RapBattleRoyale"

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! 🌴🗽 Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? 🎤🔥 #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays

When I'm president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

Commentary:
"Imagine a world where traffic jams are a thing of the past for music lovers! 🕺🚗 Speeding tickets might just become the new gig tickets under this presidency 😂🎶 #FastLaneBeats"

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Commentary:
"Imagine dropping some sick beats about searching for the milk aisle only to find it relocated to the frozen foods section. 🛒🎤 #RapGameChaos"

I can't be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

I can’t be the only person who thinks the presidential debate should be performed as a rap battle.

Commentary:
Absolutely! 🎤💥 Imagine the candidates dropping sick rhymes instead of political jargon! 🎶🔥 Who needs policy discussions when you have savage bars being thrown left and right? 😂 Let's turn the White House into the Rap House! 🏠🎵

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

Commentary:
Oh, nothing says romance like a good ol' rap beef! 🎤🥩 It's like a musical love letter filled with sass and shade, set to a sick beat. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diss tracks and Twitter rants? It's a modern-day Romeo and Juliet saga, with a hip-hop twist! 💔🎶 #RapLoveSongs

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Commentary:
"Who needs bling when you can save on the real important things like laundry detergent and toilet paper? 💸✂️ Where's the rap dedicated to that savvy shopper hustle? 🎤💰 #CouponGoals"