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6 months ago
Share →: December. A desperate celebration of an end.

Commentary:
Ah, December – the month when we frantically try to finish everything we planned to do all year in just 31 days! 🎉😅 It's like a high-stakes race against time that always ends in a festive flurry of chaos and jingle bells. 🎄🕰️ Don't worry, January is just around the corner to help us start procrastinating all over again! 🎉🙌 #EndOfTheYearBlues
6 months ago
Share →: I need a break from me.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from yourself is like trying to escape your shadow – good luck with that! 😄 Maybe a solo vacation to 'Me-Free Island' is in order 🏝️ #MeTimeIsKey"
6 months ago
Share →: Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Commentary:
Oh, poor Mercury, always catching the blame for retrograde! 🪐 Next time, let's check in with the cosmic bodies before casting our astrological frustrations. Maybe Mercury just needs a hug and some retrograde appreciation! 🌌 #CosmicConsiderations
6 months ago
Share →: My mirror needs a screenshot button.

Commentary:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the selfie queen of them all? 🤳💁‍♀️ If only mirrors had a screenshot button, we could capture every flawless moment! #MirrorGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Commentary:
"Ah, the perpetual oddity of life, like a never-ending carousel of weirdness! 🎢 It's as if every day is a peculiar puzzle waiting to be solved… or maybe just laughed at 😄. Here's to hoping for slightly less strange days ahead… maybe? 🤔"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because you have an extra hour to think about it.

Commentary:
"Who needs tissues when you have time on your hands? 😅⏰ Let those tears flow, but make sure to schedule them accordingly! 😉 #ExtraHourExtraFeelings"
6 months ago
Share →: It must be hard for a vampire to floss their fangs when they can’t see their reflection in a mirror.

Commentary:
"Imagine the struggle for a vampire trying to achieve that perfect smile! No wonder they're always in a bad mood 😬🧛‍♂️ #VampireProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

Commentary:
"Age is just a number, but sometimes that number hits harder than a reality check 🧓🏽😅 Hang in there, old soul! Maybe we're just aging like fine wine 🍷👵🏼 #YoungAtHeart"
6 months ago
Share →: I told myself I’d behave today. Then I saw my reflection and thought, maybe tomorrow.

Commentary:
"Deciding to behave today is like planning to start a diet on a Monday – sounds good in theory, but reality hits hard when the mirror shows up 😅🤷‍♀️ Maybe tomorrow is looking pretty attractive right about now! #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest"
6 months ago
Share →: Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now.

Commentary:
"From standing out in a crowd to blending in at dull meetings – who knew adulting came with such plot twists? 🤷‍♂️ At least you can brag about your versatility, right?"