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5 months ago
Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Commentary:
"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
5 months ago
Share →: We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

Commentary:
"Mirrors may not laugh, but they definitely have a killer poker face 🃏. Thank goodness for that, or we'd never hear the end of it! 😅"
5 months ago
Share →: If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.

Commentary:
Ah, the great paradox of life – we learn from our mistakes, yet sometimes wish we had learned without making them in the first place! 🤔💡 It's like saying, "If only I could time-travel and give my past self a heads-up!" 😅🕰️ Embrace the journey of growth and introspection, even if it involves some hilarious hindsight shenanigans! 🌟🤣
5 months ago
Share →: Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

Commentary:
Oh, imagine the chaos if our unfiltered thoughts were displayed for all to see! 🙈 Let's just be thankful for the privacy of our minds and spare the world from the madness within! 🤪 #InnerMonologueSavedMyDay
5 months ago
Share →: Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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"Imagine not sighing when you think about your life… Must be nice to have such a peaceful existence! 🌟 No sighing necessary when you've got everything under control 💁‍♂️ #LifeGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Commentary:
Looks like the universe had its cosmic stopwatch out, tapping its celestial foot impatiently as it waited for you to make your move! 🌌⏱️ Don't keep the cosmos waiting next time, it's got galaxies to attend to! 🚀🌠
5 months ago
Share →: Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

Commentary:
Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints? 🤔 Looks like the mirror is just trying to leave its mark in this world! 😂🖐️ Remember, fingerprints are the mirror's way of saying "I've been touched by greatness!" 🔍✨
5 months ago
Share →: Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

Commentary:
"Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship? 🍷🤔 Maybe love really is like a fine wine, better with a little buzz 😂🍇 #RelationshipReflections"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the classic case of past self vs current self showdown! 🕰️🥊 It's never a dull moment when you're your own worst enemy in a time-travel crisis. Just remember, if you do end up punching yourself, don't be surprised if you get a sassy comeback from future you! 😆👊 #TimeTravelTroubles"