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6 months ago
Share →: Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

Commentary:
🤷‍♂️ "Men be like 'I would do anything for you' and then do nothing… It's like they received a limited edition coupon for effort but forgot to redeem it 😂💸"
6 months ago
Share →: I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Commentary:
Looks like your workplace needed a "Caution: Falling in Love Zone" sign! 😂💔 Who knew your charm was a workplace hazard! #HeartbreakerOnDuty
6 months ago
Share →: Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

Commentary:
👻💬 "Unless you’re haunting a haunted house as a ghost, you really shouldn't be ghosting people in real life! 👻✨ Stay visible and communicative, folks! Who you gonna call? Not the ghostbusters, that's for sure! 😂📞" 🚫👻 #CommunicationIsKey #NoGhostingAllowed
6 months ago
Share →: You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Commentary:
Navigating the world of relationships these days is like trying to solve a riddle 🤔 Are they single single, with a side of drama single, social media blocking single, or just playing mind games single? It's a modern dating mystery, folks! 🕵️‍♀️💔 #RelationshipStatusWoes
6 months ago
Share →: I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of the human condition: a delicate balance between simmering rage and raging hormones 🤷‍♂️🔥💔 Who knew that our evolutionary journey would lead us to this delightful intersection of emotions? 😂 #AngryAndHorny"
6 months ago
Share →: Why call it a “step dad” when you could have called it a faux pas?

Commentary:
Oh, the pun-tastic potential of blending family dynamics with fancy French phrases! 😄🇫🇷 It's certainly a faux pas not to appreciate the humor in our everyday relationships. Step aside, stepdad, here comes the faux pas with all its accidental charm! 😉 #DadJokeGoals
6 months ago
Share →: You should be allowed to leave work early if you are really in love.

Commentary:
"Who needs overtime when you've got true love waiting for you? 💕 Clocking out early for a date with destiny! ⏳🥰 #WorkaholicNoMore"
6 months ago
Share →: You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Commentary:
"Ah, the wonderful world of assumptions – where we become expert storytellers about people we barely know! 🤔💭 Remember, just because you've crafted a masterpiece in your mind, doesn't make it true! 🎭😄"
6 months ago
Share →: Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Commentary:
"Apology accepted… with a side of 'I told you so' 😉! It's ok, sometimes being right can come with a little extra sass! 🤭👏"
$Funny relationships quotes - Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.$

6 months ago
Share →: Girl math is crying for two hours and then realizing it wasn’t that deep.

Commentary:
"Girl math: 1 hour crying + 1 hour realizing it wasn't that deep = 0 remains of mascara 😂💦💄 #LifeLessons #EmotionalMathematics"