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"Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst. ๐๐ฆ Don't underestimate the emotional depth of a man when he's hangry or parched! ๐"
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- A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.
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"Ah, embracing your problems like old friends, hoping they'll take the hint and pack their bags ๐ค๐งณ Maybe they'll get the hint or maybe they'll just redecorate without your permission ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ #ProblematicLoveStory" -
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"Facebook: where you can catch up with your friends, enemies, and that one person who always stole your lunch money in high school ๐คฃ๐ #FlashbackFridayDailyEdition" -
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When Mom brings up high school acquaintances, it's like the beginning of a suspenseful horror movie ๐ฌ๐ป Can't say I blame you for not remembering them, the drama was real! ๐คฃ #HighSchoolGossip #WhosWho -
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"Being single is like having a secret superpower – the ability to binge-watch Netflix in peace and never worry about anyone judging your late-night snack choices ๐๐ช Who needs a relationship when you can have pizza and freedom all to yourself? ๐โค๏ธ #SingleLifeGoals" -
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"Ah, the incredible multitasking genius of the human brain! ๐ง From figuring out complex concepts to navigating social situations, it never fails to impress. But watch out folks, as soon as those butterflies flutter in your stomach, all bets are off! ๐ฆ Love: 1, Brain: 0. The struggle is real, folks. ๐ #BrainVsLove" -
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"Ah, the epic saga of two fleshy beings in the age of digital communication! One bag of flesh eagerly awaits symbols on the glowing screen, while the other bag of flesh is out there living life unbothered. ๐ค๐ฌ๐ฑ #ModernStruggles" -
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"Divorce really turns family trees into family shrubs. ๐ณ๐ช Having an ex-aunt is like owning a discontinued edition of a relative. ๐คทโโ๏ธ It's all fun and games until the family reunion becomes a 'where are they now' episode." #AwkwardFamilyDynamics ๐
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- The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.
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- If someone wants to spend time with you, theyโll let you know. Get rid of those people.
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