113 Funny responsibility quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Thinking about stepping down from being an adult, I’m just not in the right headspace for this position right now. I really appreciate the opportunity though.

  Commentary:
  "Considering a demotion from being an adult; my current mental state is more suited for the role of Chief Napper 😴. Grateful for the chance to adult, but these responsibilities need a timeout. 🚫🧠 #AdultingCanWait"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, to be an aunt – the myth of endless wealth shattered with every baby gift 🎁💸 #AuntieLife #BankAccountEmpty"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to party like it's 1999 when you can pay bills like it's 1999? 💸💃 Priorities, people! Let's bring back the simpler times of dial-up internet and frosted tips while we adult like it's 1999! 📠💰"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Becoming a man doesn’t happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we aren’t trying to heat the outside.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the age-old rite of passage for manhood: mastering the art of energy conservation! 💪🔥 Who knew that the true test of maturity was in battling the gas bill monster and reigning in the urge to turn your home into a sauna for penguins! 🐧💸 #AdultingLikeAPro"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, can't join you tonight! My wallet just performed a disappearing act and I'm having a cozy date with my couch and Netflix. Priorities, you know? 🤑🏡 #HomebodyForLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: One day my kids will move out and discover the dishes don’t clean themselves and I feel for them. I really do.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the harsh reality of adulting hitting our kids like a ton of dirty dishes 🍽️😅 Parenting is all fun and games until someone has to do the dishes! #TheStruggleIsReal"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

  Commentary:
  🛣️🏡 "I'm not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway! Who knew being a driveway parent could be so tough? Guess I'll stick to keeping my roads less traveled for now!" 😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I would never put up a lost dog poster. I’m not letting the whole neighborhood know I fumbled.

  Commentary:
  "Putting up a lost dog poster? Nah, I'd rather keep my fumbles on the down low, thank you very much! 🐶🤷‍♂️ #NotLettingItOut"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

  Commentary:
  "If Nike ever adopts this new slogan, sales would skyrocket as people proudly flaunt their imaginary athletic achievements. 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, it only counts if you post about it on social media! #JustSayYouDidIt"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's got a shovel and an ambitious to-do list! 💪🕳️ Who knew multi-tasking could be so… thrilling? 😅 #DIYGraves #GraveMistakes"

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