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Funny retire quotes bring laughter and lightheartedness to the exciting new chapter of life 🎉✨ Whether you’re saying goodbye to the 9-to-5 grind or celebrating a friend’s big milestone, these witty sayings add the perfect touch of humor 😄🎈 Get ready to smile, chuckle, and share some joy as we dive into the funniest ways to toast retirement! 🥳🚀
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Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?
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115 shares on Threads this month.
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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.
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46 shares on Snapchat this month.
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I must retire to my chambers about this.
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35 shares on Pinterest this month.
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I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.
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22 shares on TikTok this month.
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I can’t wait to retire so I can get up at 6 a.m. and go drive around really slow and make everybody late for work.
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81 shares on WeChat this month.
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