135 Funny right quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: When someone says “I don’t want a relationship right now” the “at least not with you” is silent.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "I don't want a relationship right now" line – the unspoken message: "at least not with you." 🙊 It's the modern dating equivalent of saying, "It's not you, it's me" with a subtle twist. Who knew silence could be so loud? 😅 Remember, it's all about reading between the lines… or in this case, the silence! 🤔🔇

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle between pizza and abs 😂🍕💪 Who needs a six-pack when you can have a pizza pack instead? 🍕🙌 #PizzaIsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like this brain is playing a tricky game of hide and seek with itself! 🧠🔄 Maybe it just needs a good ol' brain workout to get things in order. Who needs directions when you can just go in circles, right? 🤪 #BrainTeasers"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

  Commentary:
  🎶 "Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud." 🎵 Looks like we've officially reached the age where we appreciate a quiet night in over a raging concert! 😂 Who knew we'd actually start missing the sound of silence? 🤫 #FeelingOldButWise

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why does the dentist have to take an x-ray of my teeth? They right there, bro!

  Commentary:
  Well, maybe the dentist just needs some high-definition close-ups of your pearly whites for their Instagram feed! 📸😁 Who knows, your teeth might be camera-shy and prefer the spotlight of an x-ray! 😂 #DentalDrama

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