Funny roles quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: He probably follows so many women because he believes in elevating their voices.

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  Commentary:
  "Yeah, he's just really dedicated to the cause of *social* media justice! 😂📢 #AllyOrAddicted?"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

  Commentary:
  "Next time someone asks me if I can cook, I'm bringing blueprints to the date. 🏡👷‍♀️🍳"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

  Commentary:
  "When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the delicate dance of feigning innocence while secretly holding all the answers 🤫💁‍♀️ It's the ultimate power move of pretending to be clueless when you're actually the mastermind behind the scenes! Who said women can't multitask? 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In my house the roles are reversed cause my kids tell me to turn my music down.

  Commentary:
  🎶 Sounds like your kids have taken over as the DJs at home! 🎧 Maybe it's time to trade in your "Parent DJ" badge for a "Music Volume Supervisor" one! 🔊 Embrace the new hierarchy – rock on, little ones! 🤘

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

  Commentary:
  "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and secretly plotting her takeover 😏💁‍♀️ Who said women don't have superpowers? 💪👀"

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