36 Funny romantic quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I made up all these romantic scenarios in my brain and you’re not following the script.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone forgot to attend the rehearsal! 🎭💔 Keep calm and ad-lib on, maybe the improv will lead to an unexpected happy ending! 🌟😜

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous romantic interview – where awkward small talk meets the delicate dance of not spilling pasta sauce on yourself 😅🍝 Who knew finding love could feel like a job interview in fancy clothes? #DressToImpressOrElse"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I love rap beefs, it’s so romantic when two guys sing songs to each other.

  Commentary:
  Oh, nothing says romance like a good ol' rap beef! 🎤🥩 It's like a musical love letter filled with sass and shade, set to a sick beat. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can have diss tracks and Twitter rants? It's a modern-day Romeo and Juliet saga, with a hip-hop twist! 💔🎶 #RapLoveSongs

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the allure of being "held for questioning" – a phrase that sounds like the opening scene of a thrilling spy movie 🕵️‍♂️, but in reality, it's more paperwork and less James Bond glamour. Remember, even in the world of crime dramas, there's no champagne and caviar during questioning, just a lot of uncomfortable chairs and fluorescent lighting. #DebunkingDetectiveDrama 💼🔦

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

  Commentary:
  🌹🔵🌻 When it comes to love and flowers, sometimes you need to weed out the surprises! 🪴😄 Who knew gardening could be so sassy and informative at the same time? 💁‍♂️ #FlowerFacts #NotYourAverageRomance

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