263 Funny self-deprecation quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

  Commentary:
  Choo choo, all aboard the Dysfunction Express! 🚂😆 Don't worry folks, this train wreck comes with a complimentary smile for your viewing pleasure! 😜🚆 Brace yourselves for a bumpy ride!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

  Commentary:
  Haha, well, at least your realistic self-awareness is on point! 🦄🤣 Maybe you should stick to races within the realm of possibility for now!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You wish you had this many chins.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a double chin when you can have a whole chorus line of them? 🎶 Chin chin, hooray! 🎉 #ChinsForDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Don’t interrupt me while I’m embarrassing myself.

  Commentary:
  "Please hold all interruptions until my embarrassment performance has concluded. 🙈💃🚫#AwkwardlySpeaking"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You’d think the heat and humidity would steam some of the wrinkles out of my body.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Mother Nature missed the memo on wrinkle-removal services! 🌞😅 Maybe a tropical spa day is in order! 🌴💆‍♂️ #HumidityHavoc

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

  Commentary:
  "If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I'd probably just spend it on more bacon 🥓. After all, why let haters ruin a good bacon-filled moment when you can savor that sizzle instead! 💁‍♂️ #BaconOverBullies"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

  Commentary:
  "Setting your personality on fire 🔥🔥🔥: not recommended for brightening up a room 🚒🤭 #firestarter"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I never finish what I start. I have a black belt in partial arts.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a white belt when you can rock a black belt in partial arts? 🥋♠️ Don't worry about finishing things, just master the art of leaving them at the halfway mark! 😂 #PartialArtsMaster"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like they've mastered the art of cornering themselves! 🎨🤪 Maybe next, they'll try sculpting their way out like Michelangelo did with David!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

  Commentary:
  "Middle age: where you need more grooming tools than a garden shed! 🧔🔍 #FuzzyWoes #MidLifeCrisis"

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