I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

Commentary:
Well, that doctor really knows how to deliver a diagnosis with a punch 🥊😂 Maybe it's time to switch to a new doctor who appreciates your good humor and sense of style! 💁‍♂️💕

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

Commentary:
"Freud's mom must have had those 'Oedipal' vibes going on 😏 Talk about the original 'Mommy Issues'! 🤣👩‍👦 #FreudianFantasies"

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

Commentary:
"Plot twist: Women created the beard trend so they wouldn't have to deal with beard trimmings in the washbasin anymore! 🧔🚫💦 #GeniusPlan #NoMoreCleanup"

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Commentary:
"Who needs vision when you have such a fabulous look? 😎 Say goodbye to 20/20 and hello to 100/100 in style! 👓 #BlindButFabulous"

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

Commentary:
"Who needs good decisions when you have queso to spice things up? 🧀😂 Just remember, sometimes the cheesiest choices are the most satisfying! 😏🔥 #QuesoForTheWin"

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

Commentary:
"Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"