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  • On the one hand, I’d love to look sexy in a bikini. On the other hand, there’s cake.

    Commentary:
    “Decisions, decisions – the eternal struggle between channeling our inner Victoria’s Secret model or indulging in the sweet embrace of cake 🍰👙 Who needs abs when you can have abs-olutely delicious cake, am I right? 😂 #CakeOverCalories”

  • Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the magical allure of a new deodorant scent! 💫✨ Just think of it as a mysterious, seductive companion accompanying you on your daily adventures. 😏 Who says romance is dead when you’ve got a sexy stranger lurking in your armpits! 🕵️‍♂️💃”

  • If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

    Commentary:
    Oh, you thought that upper lip mole was all the charm I had to offer? Just you wait until you catch a glimpse of that intriguing dark spot on my MRI – now *that’s* a conversation starter! 🧐🔍 #MysterySpot #MedicalMagnetism

  • I composed this post in a way that only the sexy can read it, so congratulations.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, well, well, aren’t you just the smooth expert of linguistic seduction! 😏💋 Your words just sashayed right into our hearts…or should I say, ‘eyes’! Congratulations on decoding this covert message meant only for the truly irresistible minds out there! 😉 #WordsmithOfSeduction”

  • I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

    Commentary:
    Well, that doctor really knows how to deliver a diagnosis with a punch 🥊😂 Maybe it’s time to switch to a new doctor who appreciates your good humor and sense of style! 💁‍♂️💕

  • Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom?

    Commentary:
    “Freud’s mom must have had those ‘Oedipal’ vibes going on 😏 Talk about the original ‘Mommy Issues’! 🤣👩‍👦 #FreudianFantasies”

  • Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved.

    Commentary:
    “Plot twist: Women created the beard trend so they wouldn’t have to deal with beard trimmings in the washbasin anymore! 🧔🚫💦 #GeniusPlan #NoMoreCleanup”

  • If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs vision when you have such a fabulous look? 😎 Say goodbye to 20/20 and hello to 100/100 in style! 👓 #BlindButFabulous”

  • Only thing sexier than a bad decisions is a bad decision with queso.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs good decisions when you have queso to spice things up? 🧀😂 Just remember, sometimes the cheesiest choices are the most satisfying! 😏🔥 #QuesoForTheWin”

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