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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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I said it was my favorite show, I didn’t say it was good.

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Life is strange. We come into the world with nothing, then we struggle for everything, and finally, we leave with nothing.

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How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I don’t think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them.

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Monday has a personal vendetta against my happiness.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.