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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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I need a vaccine against overthinking.

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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I may not have lost all my marbles yet, but there’s a small hole in the bag somewhere.

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Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

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Why is adulthood just bills and wondering what to eat?

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If Halloween is over, then why am I still scared?

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Rock bottom should give me free sandwich and coffee for how often I hit it.

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Long-distance couples be like, “I can’t wait,” and then they wait.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Due to inflation, you can now eat food that has been on the floor for up to 7.3 seconds.

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I often got called “an old soul” and such like by adults when I was a child. I think this was a kind way of saying I was a sad little freak.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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We need to stop telling AI that it’s paintings are bad. That’s how Hitler got started.

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Finally got around to emptying the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something started its independence movement in there.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

99 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m nearly qualified to be a weaver. My final exam is looming.

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Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

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Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you refuse to let go of.

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Why are those Mad Max guys always driving around, it’s not like there’s anywhere to go?

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Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

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Main difference between me and my jokes is that folks don’t laugh at my jokes.

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

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I think my soulmate might be carbs.

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Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

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When I’m not posting or returning messages, just know that I’m probably out doing superhero shit.

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Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

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Do you ever want sleep but sleep doesn’t want you?

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They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

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Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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Honestly, shopping beats therapy, anytime. It costs the same and you get a dress out of it.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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