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Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

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People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has viewed:

Babies are undefeated at debate. Their gibberish is too passionate.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

If I’m reading my Twitter feed correctly, Jennifer Aniston killed JFK.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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If I got a Dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

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I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

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Trending via Facebook:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

Making waves on X:

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Shared recently on Messenger:

Anyone else’s phone make a retching noise when you unlock it with Face ID?

Going viral on Telegram:

The plan was simple: finish school, find a job and get married at 25. But now I don’t understand anything anymore.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Just shared via Twitch:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Just landed via TikTok:

Hear me out: a streaming service that doesn’t keep increasing their prices and actually has movies you want to watch.

Spotted on Reddit:

I was going to learn to play the violin, but it was too much of a commitment. I wanted something with no strings attached.

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Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

“You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Only money has the right to say “you’ll regret losing me”. The rest of you calm down.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

I only buy cookware with the handles that somehow get hotter than the pot itself.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

Lady just asked me what “mansplaining” is. I think it’s a trap. We’ve been staring at each other in silence for half an hour.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

Making waves on TikTok:

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Spotted on Facebook:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Spotted on Threads:

I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

Just landed via Facebook:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.

Making waves on Reddit:

“The average CEO reads 52 books a year.” Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do.

Seen just now on Threads:

Started from the bottom and I’m still ain’t shit.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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