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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

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Why can’t people be tested like watermelons? You tap them on the head and find out whether they are normal or bad.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

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I am in favor of equal pay for men on OnlyFans.

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Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

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An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

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Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

Just landed via Facebook:

Job interview: Where do you see yourself in five years? Me: Hopefully on a sabbatical.

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Apparently it’s inappropriate to yell out “Shots, shots, shots, shots” while your child’s getting immunizations at the pediatrician’s office.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Reported on Telegram:

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

Just landed via Messenger:

One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

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During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.

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When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late.

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Countries are just gangs with paperwork.

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What a bleak life it must be if you’ve never had a drink shoot through your nose when you laugh.

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One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

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Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

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Women only want one thing and it is to walk down a dimly-lit cobblestone street with the devil.

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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They charge you for the groceries and then they charge you for the toilet paper when you turn the groceries into poop. Open your eyes!

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Told a couple of jokes at a Zoom meeting. Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

Making waves on X:

Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.

Making waves on Twitch:

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the whole banana thing. I bet I like bananas almost as much as they do.

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When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much.

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One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying, “What kind of trees are those?”

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They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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Nobody flirts better than a girl with zero interest.

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