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6 months ago
Share →: There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Commentary:
When you need a polite escape route from awkward conversations but don't want to resort to running away like a startled deer in the woods 🦌😅 Or you could always go with the classic "Wow, that's so crazy, let's talk about literally anything else!" 🤷‍♂️💬
6 months ago
Share →: Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud?

Commentary:
"Looks like you've got an impromptu book club at 30,000 feet! 📚✈️ Might as well turn this flight into a live audio book experience – complete with in-flight commentary and dramatic pauses! Who needs in-flight entertainment when you have captive audiences on either side? 😄 #BookClubInFlight"
6 months ago
Share →: It’s obvious now that democracy is a busted flush and that in future politicians should be selected via several rigorous rounds of Taskmaster.

Commentary:
"Democracy might be feeling a bit flushed lately… 💸🚽 But hey, who needs voting when we can have politicians battle it out Taskmaster-style? 🏆💪 Who can balance the budget while wearing a chicken suit? 💸🐔 #TaskmasterElections"
6 months ago
Share →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!"
6 months ago
Share →: If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.

Commentary:
"Who needs a sports car when you can charm everyone with a sweet and chilly treat? 🍦😎 Your ice cream van is the real MVP in the world of vehicles! #CoolRides"
6 months ago
Share →: Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Commentary:
"Maybe we should have asked Mother Nature for a few more tips before diving headfirst into the world of AI 🌿💡🤖 Who knew that good old-fashioned plants could outsmart our fancy machines? 🌱🧠 #NatureVsTech"
6 months ago
Share →: You should always wear a helmet when doing dangerous things or talking about politics.

Commentary:
"Remember folks, helmets are great for protecting your head from both physical dangers and political debates! 🤷‍♂️🤣 Better safe than sorry, right? Stay safe out there, both in action and conversation! 🪖🗣️"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Commentary:
"Don't fret about a soggy start to summer! Just think of it as a free 'rain sauna' service. 🌧️☀️ Who needs a beach when you've got a warm raincoat? Keep those spirits up, and remember, soggy weather builds character and strong umbrella-wielding skills!"
6 months ago
Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

Commentary:
"Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"
6 months ago
Share →: I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers.

Commentary:
👮‍♂️👟 "I think that police officers on foot should wear blue flashing sneakers…because catching criminals is a marathon, not a sprint! 🚨👟💨" #FashionPolice #SolePatrol