Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Commentary:
"Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! 🍤🍚 Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? 😂"

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Commentary:
"Ah, the innocence of childhood misconceptions! 🍤🍸 Who wouldn't want a tipsy shrimp cocktail, right? Just imagine trying to order one at a fancy restaurant – the looks you'd get! 😄 Cheers to youthful imagination and a future of accurate food and drink knowledge!"