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Funny shrimp quotes

Funny shrimp quotes 🦐 are the perfect way to add a splash of humor to your day! Whether you’re a seafood lover or just appreciate a clever pun, these tiny crustaceans have a big personality ready to crack you up 😂. Dive into a sea of laughs and discover why shrimp jokes always make waves 🌊—because sometimes the smallest things bring the biggest smiles! 😄✨

At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

Posted on2 weeks ago

Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

Posted on2 weeks ago

Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

Posted on3 weeks ago

Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

Posted on4 weeks ago

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