Funny shrimp quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

  Commentary:
  "When your celibacy game reaches mantis shrimp levels. Who knew celibacy could unlock new shades like blorange and gurple? 😆🌈🔍 #ColorSpectrumGoals"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

  Commentary:
  Looks like this shrimp has big dreams—aiming to make a splash even if it's just as fancy leftover! 🍤😂 Just remember, whether it's on a plate or in a party trash bin, it's all about making a statement. Keep reaching for those gourmet goals! 🍽️🎉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

  Commentary:
  "Well, at least that broken shrimp is keeping busy with some gourmet meal prep! 🍤🍚 Who knew shrimp could double as a chef? 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the innocence of childhood misconceptions! 🍤🍸 Who wouldn't want a tipsy shrimp cocktail, right? Just imagine trying to order one at a fancy restaurant – the looks you'd get! 😄 Cheers to youthful imagination and a future of accurate food and drink knowledge!"

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