Funny shrimp quotes

• At this point of my celibacy, I can see the same colors as mantis shrimp. What do you know about blorange and gurple?

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  5 days ago

  blorange, celibacy, colors, gurple, humor, i, imagination, know, mantis, mantis shrimp, point, same, sarcasm, shrimp, vivid, vivid imagination

• Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.”

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  6 days ago

  anthropomorphism, dinner, event, food, food waste, gala, grow, humor, i, satire, shrimp, want, waste

• Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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  2 weeks ago

  absurdity, broken, cooking, day, even, food, fry, humor, irony, rice, shrimp, twice

• Addicted to bad posture like why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp.

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  2 weeks ago

  addicted, addiction, bad, bad posture, body, body position, comfortable, humor, position, posture, shrimp, sit, sitting, why

• When I was a kid I thought shrimp cocktails had alcohol in them and I thought it was such a weird way to get drunk.

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  2 weeks ago

  alcohol, childhood, cocktail, drunk, humor, i, kid, misunderstanding, shrimp, thought, weird

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